| Pick-up Lines |
| 1. Boy: Did you wash your pants with Windex? Girl: No, Why? Boy: Because I can see myself in those. 2. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? 3. Boy: Do you have a map? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I just got lost in your eyes. 4. Boy: Aren�t you tired? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because you�ve been running through my mind all day. 5. Boy: What�s my name? Girl: I don�t know? Boy: It�s (________). Don�t forget that, cause you�ll be screaming it later. 6. Boy: Do you have a rocking chair? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because, I wanna rock your world. 7. Boy: I hope I�m older than you are. Girl: Why? Boy: Because they broke the mold when they made you, and I don�t wanna be ugly. 8. Where are you going? My room is that way. 9. Boy: Thank you. Girl: For what? Boy: Helping me know I�m not gay. 10. Where are you from? Wait! Let me guess. Heaven? 11. (For Church) Boy: I�m glad you�re here. Girl: Why? Boy: Because heaven just wouldn�t be heaven without you. 12. My Shirt: $25 My Jeans: $40 You: Priceless 13. Hi, beautiful stranger. 14. Touch me, Beautiful. 15. Boy: I wrote a poem about you. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah, wanna hear it? Girl: Sure. Boy: Too bad, your booty wiped it from my mind. |