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A true friend is someone who listens, someone who supports, and someone who is always there. A true friend is you. I thank the stars above for having sent a friend like you. My special wish Is you'll have a good day I hope things are pleasant Each step of the way, A day filled with sunshine No clouds overhead Feelings of peace As you climb out of bed, Enjoy the fresh air Be good to yourself Find time to relax We only live once, A good morning hug For you my friend Have a good day From beginning till end, May your day be filled with sunshine! Art** |
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Dawn, Your walls around your heart do protect you. But they keep you for living as well. - Annemieke** |
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Friendship is like a sun that comes up when everything around you gets dark - Annemieke** |
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The reasons angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly |
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"Opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one...only mines the right one!!!" |
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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. ~Plautus |
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Change is inevitable. Change for the better is a full-time job. |
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Be a dreamer. If you don't know how to dream, you're dead. |
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The beginning is the half of every action. |
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Make friends before you need them. |
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It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself. |
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Failure is the tuition you pay for success. |
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"Good friends are like stars ... you don't
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Ability - is what you're capable of doing. |
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Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. --Unknown |
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One does not fall in love; one grows into love, and love grows in him. --Karl Menninger |
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You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. Henry Drummond |
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. Dave Tyson Gentry |
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When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of Creation is completed inside us, the doors of our souls fly open and love steps forth to heal everything in sight. Michael Bridge |
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Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action. Mahatma Gandhi The Book of Positive Quotations by John Cook |
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"Women are meant to be loved, not understood." Men always want to be a woman's first love - Women like to be a man's last romance.
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton |
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I have great hopes we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married. Like the measles, love is more dangerous when it comes late in life. Lord Byron |
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck |
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. Cher |
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There's only two things that money can't buy, and that's true love and homegrown tomatoes. Guy Clark |
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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke |
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I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you Elizabeth Barrett Browning |
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties Jule Renard |
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Falling in love is like being struck by lightning. You can no more make it strike you than you can avoid it. Indy (Sean Patrick Flannery) Young Indiana Jones Chronicles |
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I like not only to be loved,
but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the
same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. Katherine Hepburn |
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We don't stop playing because
we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw |
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The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Life is much like writing in ink. All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased. Gabe Suico |
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"I have a dream that one day
this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We
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"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." - JRR Tolkien |
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"Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something." - Unknown |
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"Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've got a better one. Why don't I give you the finger....and you give me my phone call." - Keanu Reeves (as Neo 'The Matrix') |
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"I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street." - Violet Sanford ('Coyote Ugly') |
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"The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs." |
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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow." |
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What do you think is better? A lie that brings a smile or the truth the draws a tear?" |
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"If stars were the reasons I loved you, there'd never be enough stars." |
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"When it comes to my heart, take it, don't break it!" |
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"Love is a learning process - you gotta get with many before you get with the one." |
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"Don't get mad, get really REALLY mad, bitch!" |
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"The voices told me to slap you!" |
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"I love your style, I love your class, but most of all I love your ass!" |
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"You mean everything to me, I mean nothing to you, I wish you could feel the same way I do." |
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"When I die, I want to be buried upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass." |
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"Oompa loompa doobadee do, I have Friday night saved for you. Oompa loompa doobadee dee, if you are wise you will spend it with me." |
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"Who beat you with the stupid stick?" |
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It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. |
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There are no short cuts to any place worth going. |
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Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart. |
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It is never too late to be what you might have been. |
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. |
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. |
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Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. |
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Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo? |
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? |
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Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open. -Unknown |
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If you want a rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. - Norman Vincent |
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Labeling people is like labeling cans. If you don't open them up, you'll never know what's really inside. |
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Your life is what you make it, so don't try and blame your misfortunes on others. Never give up, just keep trying. Even when you fail one step, you've still passed others. If you keep trying, you're closer to your goal. -Sigrid Shelton |
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| It's not where you're from; it's where you go. It's not what you drive; it's what drives you. It's not what's on you; it's what's in you. It's not what you think; it's what you know. -Unknown | ||||
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You create your own boredom. -Unknown |
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The reason your eyes were put on the front of you head and not the back, is so you can see where you're going and not where you have been. -Unknown |
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When you judge others you don't define them, you define yourself. -Unknown |
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The most beautiful smile is the one that struggles through the tears. -Unknown |
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The man on top of the mountain didn't just fall there. -Unknown |
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without first getting your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt |
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. -Unknown |
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -Unknown |
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world --Unknown |
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. --Mark Twain |
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Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. |
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| Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" | ||||
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| "Lord, give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off, | ||||
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"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." Jeff Valdez |
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"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." Ellen Perry Berkeley |
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"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." Mary Bly |
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"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch |
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"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick |
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"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." Anonymous |
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| I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat | ||||
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing. |
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A cat is an animal that never cries over spilled milk. |
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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." Anonymous |
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One hot July day we found an old scraggly cat
at our door. She was a sorry sight... starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny & hair all matted down. We felt sorry for the cat and put her in a
carrier and took her to the vet. The vet decided to keep her for a day or
so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My
husband (the complainer) said OK, but don't forget to wash her because she
stinks. And he reminded the vet that it was me, his wife, that wanted to
keep the dirty cat, not him! My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye.
He calls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love
to hate each other. Next day, my husband had an appointment with his
doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's waiting room was
full of people as my husband waited for his turn to see the doctor. A
little while later, a side door opened and in leaned our vet. He had
obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in
a loud voice said: "Your wife's pussy is finally cleaned and shaved. She
now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God, knows
who the father is!" And the vet closed the door. |
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-An aquarium is just interactive television for
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"You mustn't pull the cat's taill" |
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"I'm only holding it. The cat is pulling!" |
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle |
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People are like raindrops, each an individual in the great workings of a thunderstorm." ~Johniece Powers-Wolfer |
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"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" |
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. ~Gwyneth Paltrow |
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Love blinds us to people's faults, but hate blinds us to their virtues. |
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"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." "When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." - Mae West |
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It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~Marlene Dietrich |
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| She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. ~Toni Morrison, Beloved | ||||
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| Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin | ||||
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| If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. ~George MacDonald | ||||
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Love is like the wild-rose briar; Friendship is
like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose briar blooms, But which will bloom most constantly? ~Emily Bronte |
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"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." Unknown |
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"I think people should be
free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." "Sex without love is an empty
experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." |
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"Sex is one of the most
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.". "My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said: that's a big word for a girl of nine." Emo Philips |
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"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield |
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"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." Ken Hammond |
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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Marilyn Monroe |
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"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." Bernard Manning |
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"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." Unknown |
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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III |
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"If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be. Marquis S 1740-1814" |
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Funny sayings to start your day 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin"and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -- Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." - -Jeff Foxworthy 5) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger 6 ) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone 7 ) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? --Lynda Montgomery 8 ) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni 9 ) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson 10 ) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez 11 ) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson 12 ) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde 13 ) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased |
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..." |
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Whatever one believes to be true either is true or becomes true in one's mind. |
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The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.- Florence Shinn |
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Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat. |
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This is a tough game. There are times when you've got to play hurt, when you've got to block out the pain. |
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Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth. |
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If you can't be happy where you are, it's a cinch you can't be happy where you ain't. |
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The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. |
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It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life. |
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There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened. |
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The difficulty is not that great to die for a friend, the hard part is finding a friend worth dying for. |
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When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. |
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To err is human to admit it, superhuman. |
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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else. |
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I'm treating you as a friend asking you to share my present minuses in the hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses |
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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. |
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Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted. |
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Not the one who has many ideas, but the one who has a single conviction may become a great person. |
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The men who make history have not time to write it. |
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"As knowledge increases, wonder deepens." --Charles Morgan |
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God, grant me the SERENITY
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Happiness is a way station between too little and too much. -Channing Pollock |
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"We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough." - Helen Keller |
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Sometimes in life,
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. --Eleanor Roosevelt |
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Every life has a story. --A&E Biography |
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Life is what happens to you while you're working for your future. --Unknown |
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To fill the hour that is happiness The only way to have a friend is to be one Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. People only see what they are prepared to see. The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship. Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is for you. Make yourself necessary to someone For everything you have missed, you have gained something else. |
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Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot
on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the
hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it
takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it
you would let go of today? |
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You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do! --Bob Richards |
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Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. --John Wooden |
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What we see depends mainly on what we look for. --Sir John Lubbock |
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Lady Jaye invites you to enjoy her collection of music, poetry, quotes, writings |
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Quotations of Inspiration - Spiritual Music of the World from elan michaels |
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