| 3-11 Gather �round sportsfans� it�s TIME FOR THE WEEKEND UPDATE!!! For those of you new to this subscription, this is the time of the week when I get to pretend for several fleeting minutes that I am important. This is where I tell everybody who will take the time to read this email what is going on in my life so I don�t have to recite the same stories over and over again whenever I find the time to yap at yall individually. I don�t remember Monday� odd� but Teusday morning I woke up with that feeling that this is NOT gonna a good day. You all know what im talking about; when you just know that things are gonna suck. My intuition was proven wrong however, as we had a fascinating discussion in honors sociology over a box of grahamcrackers. I then proceeded to write a paper for expos one in under an hour, go to class and then leave immediately 20 mintes later. That night was a big night� it was our first ultimate frisbee game of this year! Attendance was a little thin, but that is to be expected I suppose. It was still an awesome time, highlighted by the fact that we all remember how to play (mostly). I am pumped for this season! Despite my experience Tuesday morning, Wednesday WAS in fact, a rather horrible day. I will not bore you all with the details, but I do feel it important to point out that it ended on a very positive note. That night was the first exam in my ballroom dance class. I don�t mean to brag� but Lindsay and I TORE it UP. No joke, we were stone-cold cha-cha killaz. The night was topped off when we went out to the parking lot to find that the battery in Lindsay�s car was dead� (Q): how many fraternity boys does it take to jump start an Isuzu? (A): just one, but when the Isuzu belongs to a cute girl you get EIGHT! (insert laughter here, hahahahaha) Thursday was spent polishing up papers and then running at the rec. Thursday night I remembered that I had a project due the next day for my theater design class� so I ran out to the sand volleyball courts to get a cup of sand and then to quickcats to buy a quart of vegetable oil. The lady at quickcats thought I was weird, im sure, but then again who is going to argue with her? I had quite a fun time playing mad scientist. The �project� is currently sitting on my desk and if you are curious and have the means� feel free to drop by and gawk. Friday morning I went to theater design as usual, but then I broke out of my regular pattern and actually went to my poly sci class. Yeah, I know, very strange� I thought so too. I fought sleep off all hour, but in the end I had to be woken up by Prof Unekis� voice saying �I�ll see you on Monday!��. yeah, right professor� whatever you say. Friday night I went and took the cha-cha test again with another partner, Sarah. We didn�t do nearly as well as Wednesday�s performance, but it was by no means bad and we had a blast doing it. Friday night was movie night, as usual, and the movie of the week was �Liar, Liar.� Next time it is going to be �Armegeddon�� even if we have to duct-tape Ashley�s eyes open and sit on her to prevent her from running out of the room. Saturday night was great: Derek, Alex, and I went to a debate in McCain titled �Christian Monotheism vs. Secualr Humanism.� This was certainly the best debate I have heard in a long, long time. I don�t think that I will go into detail, because I know that too many of you are hard-core Christians or Materialists to appreciate the summary I could give in a weekend update, however I would love to tell any of y�all about it some other time. You all know me and how much I love discussions. After the debate, we had some people over and sat around mindlessly until about 5 AM when I finally submitted to the mysterious force known to some as �sleep.� Sunday was one of those completely worthless days. I made a Taco Bell (or Tacobell, as some would prefer) run at about one, sat around for a while in a state of half-consciousness until 5, and then made an Arby�s run. Sunday night we watched the Fellowship of The Rings. Yes, I know that the DVD doesn�t come out until August� no, I do not know where this copy came from� no, I am sure that it is not legal, but we didn�t ask questios: �yoink first, ask questions MUCH later.� There you have it, I am sorry that I keep getting later and later with my weekend updates, but my creativity is wearing thin. Spring break will be refreshing, and I hope to come back fully re-energized and ready to astound you all with witty abstractions of my weekly endeavors. I look forward to seeing all the o-town crew over the break, as well as some of you non-KSU big, bad college types. To Fink and Aaron: I hope you are having a BLAST in Cancun and Japan respectively. Next time take me with you ya PUNKS! Until next time, kids� keep finding trouble and try to squeeze some fun in there with it when ya can! -powerdave, the official dave of the Olympic games |
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