David Hasselhoff vs. Stephen Hawking
David Hasselhoff (7-0) vs. Greg Maddux (6-1)
Darrin Henson
Usher
JC Chasez
Greg Maddux
Michael Jackson
Stephen Hawking
Savion Glover
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| Round 7 David Hasselhoff vs. Stephen Hawking |
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| David Hasselhoff, fully aware of his spot in the championship dance-off, didn't take his matchup with the winless Stephen Hawking very seriously. David Hasselhoff was originally going to let Hawking do his routine first, but when he noticed the John Tesh cd resting in Hawking's lap, he changed his mind and chose to go first, because David Hasselhoff hates John Tesh. David Hasselhoff's music choice was "Hangin' Tough" by New Kids On The Block. David Hasselhoff put Hawking's wheelchair on wheel lock, and then broke his little speech computer. Then he just dumped a whole bunch of garbage on Stephen Hawking. Then he stole Hawking's research on black holes and pooped on it. Then he punted Hawking into the Eastern horizon, never to be seen again. Some say he landed in the Baltic Sea. | ||||||||||||||||
| WINNER: David Hasselhoff | ||||||||||||||||
| Final Standings | ||||||||||||||||
| Championship Dance-Off David Hasselhoff (7-0) vs. Greg Maddux (6-1) |
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| David Hasselhoff Darrin Henson Usher JC Chasez Greg Maddux Michael Jackson Stephen Hawking Savion Glover |
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| 7-0 4-3 4-3 2-5 6-1 2-5 0-6 3-4 |
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