Championship Dance-Off
David Hasselhoff vs.
Greg Maddux
Anticipating his victory over Greg Maddux, whom he beat in the Round 1, David Hasselhoff wore his favorite suit which is made of solid gold.  He made his way to the dance area to the beat of Run DMC's "Walk This Way" and rocked the house with an original breakdancing routine.  Most of the moves David Hasselhoff did were impossible for any other person on Earth to do.  Greg Maddux's routine was next, and as the song "Jenny From the Block" by Jenifer Lopez began to play, David Hasselhoff broke Maddux's leg so he couldn't continue.  David Hasselhoff, being the gracious winner that he is, provided Greg Maddux with crutches for his ailing leg.  To celebrate, David Hasselhoff downed 73 Killians and threw yet another kick-ass concert.  WELL DONE, DAVID HASSELHOFF!!  WELL DONE!!
CHAMPION:  David Hasselhoff
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