Round 4
David Hasselhoff vs. JC Chasez
The 1-2 JC Chasez needed a win to stay in the hunt for the chamionship, but one was not going to come easy against David Hasselhoff.  Chasez, who had just arrived at the tournament, had not heard of what happened to any other competitor, which was a detriment to his chances of winning.  David Hasselhoff let Chasez go first.  Chasez chose the N*Sync song "Bye Bye Bye" for his routine, the exact routine that Darrin Henson did two rounds before.  Chasez would have had a much better chance to win if only he had been informed of the Hasselhoff-Henson outcome.  As the routine progressed to the part with the jumping, stomping, and fist throwing, David Hasselhoff couldn't take it anymore, so he threw some rattlesnakes on Chasez.  One bit him in the face.  Chasez fell to the ground, unconscious.
While paramedics were trying to revive him, David Hasselhoff sewed a ridiculous Monstars basketball jersey from the movie Space Jam onto his skin.  He can never get it off.  Needing medical attention disqualifies anyone from the tournament.  David Hasselhoff didn't have to do anything, but he decided to punch a hole through a guy just to get the crowd going.
WINNER:  David Hasselhoff
Standings after Round 4
David Hasselhoff
Darrin Henson
Usher
JC Chasez
Greg Maddux
Michael Jackson
Stephen Hawking
Savion Glover
4-0
2-2
3-1
1-3
3-1
1-3
0-4
2-2
Round 5 Matchups:
Hasselhoff-Glover
Maddux-Henson
Chasez-Jackson
Hawking-Usher
On to Round 5!!
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