Round 5
David Hasselhoff vs. Savion Glover
Heading into the Round 5 dance-off against Savion Glover, David Hasselhoff knew he'd have to try a little harder than in the previous three rounds if he was to win.  Before the dance-off took place, David Hasselhoff asked Glover if he wanted to "break it down old school" in the dance-off, and Glover readily accepted, so David Hasselhoff whisked him back in time to the 1800s.  David Hasselhoff chose Glover to go first.  Glover was not going to do a routine to a song; instead, he was just going to do a tap dance routine without music.  Little did Glover know, tap shoes had yet to be invented, so when he started dancing, no one heard anything.  The crowd became raucous and threw torches and pitchforks at Glover.  Glover's head ignited from a well-thrown torch.  Insisting on not recieving medical attention and getting disqualified, Glover finshed his routine to a chorus of boos.  Then he got stabbed in the back by a pitchfork.  His head was still on fire.  David Hasselhoff  did a routine to a rousing stringband rendition of "Oh, Susanna," to the delight of the crowd.  He did the Charleston and other old dances that he knew.  Then he did the Fox Trot with Savion Glover's body.  Then he did a kickflip.
WINNER:  David Hasselhoff
Round 6 Matchups:
Hasselhoff-Usher
Maddux-Glover
Henson-Chasez
Jackson-Hawking
Standings after Round 5
David Hasselhoff
Darrin Henson
Usher
JC Chasez
Greg Maddux
Michael Jackson
Stephen Hawking
Savion Glover
5-0
2-3
4-1
2-3
4-1
1-4
0-5
2-3
On to Round 6!!
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