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David Hasselhoff's 1st Annual Round-Robin Double-Elimination Dance Tournament |
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One time David Hasselhoff was brainstorming ways he could prove he was better than everyone else. David Hasselhoff thought a great way to have some fun and conquer foes was to hold a dance tournament. Anyone could be in the tournament, but first they would have to go through a series of preliminary rounds in order to participate in the championship tournament. David Hasselhoff got a bye into the championship tournament. We will be following David Hasselhoff's progress as he vies for the championship. |
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Rules of the Tournament |
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1. The tournament is held in a round-robin style. Everyone must face each other in one-on-one dance-offs. Overall win-loss record will be the focal point of tournament placings.
2. The tournament is a double-elimination tournament. The two people who have the two best records after all dance-offs have been completed will face each other in a head-to-head winner-take-all championship dance-off, which will determine first- and second-place tournament rankings.
3. Each dance-off will consist of each entry doing a 90 second routine to a song of their choosing. Interference of a routine by an opposing dancer will result in disqualification.
4. Only David Hasselhoff can break the rules of the tournament. |
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Championship Tournament Competitors |
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Chicago Cubs Starting Pitcher
Greg Maddux |
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International Superstar
David Hasselhoff |
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Tapdancer Extraordinaire
Savion Glover |
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Famous Choreographer
Darrin Henson |
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Pop Music Icon
Michael Jackson |
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R&B Sensation
Usher |
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N*Sync's
JC Chasez |
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World Renown Physicist
Stephen Hawking |
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Round 1 Matchups:
Hasselhoff-Maddux
Glover-Henson
Usher-Jackson
Hawking-Chasez |
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LET THE DANCING COMMENCE!! |
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Click David Hasselhoff's crotch to go back home |
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