HEY You found my site.  Good for you.  I wanted a website but I couldn't think of anything to put on it.  So what I'm gonna do is just put a bunch of crap on here and if you wanna look at it you can.  YO everyone reading this has to stop RIGHT NOW, drive to PIzza Hut, and keep me company.  Why the hell not!?

                                      - Dave D.
                                         Tabernacle, NJ
I would appreciate to hear your comments, so sign my guestbook, and please, keep it somewhat clean.  Thanks.
ABOUT ME PAGE
FUNNY STUFF
EAGLES!!!!
During football season this is the only page I work on.
Note:  No such organization exists.  Tabernacle doesn't have enough people for a club.
Email me with comments.
                Coolest Stuff This Year...
This year just started, so here's what's happened so far...

-Getting my car
-Getting my license
- Snowboarding in Vermont

okay its been an uneventful month......

MY MOVIES
Links:
Satellite photos of anywhere in the U.S.
Funniest site ever.  Period.
My preferred tab site.
ARTICLES
Remember:

Yeeeeeuh
Grab a shower, it'll only take a little minute
Crazy girl at Warped Tour
Spending an hour and a half to decide where to go, then going to McDonald's
I didn't have any wallpaper, dammit
I don't kiss and tell
Flemburger...(old-school)
Gergadillain
Booby traps on the trails
The "safety trail"
Me: Avril's belt said "F U"
Dave's Aunt:  Ya mean "FUCK?!"
Me:............yes, that.............
Pogs...what the hell were we thinking
If I was green, I would die....
Random dart gun fight in my backyard
"Shouldn'tve done it to him, hes just a boy."
Making fart sounds for an hour and pissing John off......
Wrestling matches in Dave's room, John's shin
Pog me hoin
Panochita and Caress Me Down
Coming up with really weird situations and then fabricating explanations for them
Spank-Ass McGee
Snowboarding in Vermont
Those unattractive girls at the hotel in Vermont

Dear Hangley,

I'd like to apologize for the following things that either John or I have been responsible for:

Dog shit during the gunfight
Stabbed your hand with a pencil
Broke your necklace
Broke your futon
Broke your wall
Kept knocking into your shelves
Hiding your shit
Plotting against you, in jest of course
Making fun of you and Alexz, even tho now you see what we meant
Criticizing you for your negligent slaughtering of the English language
Breaking your watch twice playing basketball

You put up with a lot, and your a great guy for it.  Thanx Hanx.
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