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| Colgate advertisement. |
| Justice being done. |
| It was only a matter of time... |
| So incredibly true. |
| Osama don't got a chance. |
| Keep your eye on the sky. |
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| There was a pretty girl I loved her very much We spent everyday together Going on dates and such But one day it happened She broke my little heart She leaned forward to kiss me And accidentally slipped a fart I pretended not to notice But my nose began to scrunch And I couldn't help but wondering What this girl ate for lunch She must have been pretty embarassed 'Cuz she turned as red as a beet But embarassment turned to anger As she pointed her finger at me "If you really love me," she said "you shouldn't mind a little gas For it's what's in my heart that counts, Not what comes out of my ass." |
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| Hilarious prank to a school announcements sign. |
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| Hip-hop culture's gone too far. |
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| Nothing unusual, just a cactus. |
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| Michael Jackson, first he was black, then white, now he's a new race altogether. |
| Ways Bill Clinton Blew Taxdollars (all true) 1. Funded a study to find out why prisoners want to escape. 2. Gave universities money for experiments to determine why Americans don't like beets. 3. Had research conducted on the mating habits of houseflies. 4. Spent $3 million on distribution of literature on the proper way to clip toenails. |
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| I'm sorry, but it doesn't get much gayer than this. |
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| Okay, maybe it does! |
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| Seems like a legitimate business. |
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| What if...... |