@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE PAVER PROTECTION PLAN[tm] APPLICATION FORM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Important: Fill this form out completely, and either send to the
Administrator of the PPP ([email protected]) or post to a.p.t.e.
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NAME: ______________________
OCCUPATION: ______________________
In order for the Paver Protection Plan administration to make decisions
on who will, and who will not, be accepted into the PPP, we would like to
learn a little bit about you. Please mark with an X all those that apply.
I AM: ( ) A Long-time Paver(tm)
( ) Required for the timely appearance of PaveDay(tm)
( ) Willing to send Ian large amounts of unmarked money
( ) A Moon-chromer
( ) A future PitSLave(tm)
( ) Other; Please describe: ____________________________
I HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE COMING OF THE PAVEWORLD(tm) BY:
( ) Paving over my back-yard, or a larger area
( ) Performing essential PaveResearch
( ) Assisting the Holy PaveCrew(tm)
( ) Thankless administrative duties that are nonetheless
absolutely critical to PaveWorld(tm) and I dan't care what
anybody else says, they ARE critical! They ARE! I mean you've
gotta keep your (tm) straight, you have to keep track of the
PPP applications, right? Right.
( ) Analysis and compilation of potential PaveTechniques
( ) Posting useful information to a.p.t.e.
( ) Posting useless crap to a.p.t.e.
( ) I have not contributed to the coming of PaveDay(tm)
( ) Other; please describe: ___________________________
If you are accepted into the PPP, it will be helpful to have a record of
your preferences on PaveDay(tm). Please mark with an X all that apply:
I PREFER MY CHEESEBURGERS: ( ) Cooked
( ) I am a member of the Holy PaveCrew(tm)
I PREFER MY BEER: ( ) Yes
MY HYPERCAR WILL BE: ( ) Black
( ) Chromed
( ) Black, but elegantly styled with baby seal
skin seat covers, whale hide hubcaps, and spotted
owl hood ornaments
( ) Other; please describe: ___________________
I PREFER AS A PAVECOMPANION: ( ) A PaveTart(tm)
( ) A PaveStudMuffin(tm)
( ) Other
Thank you for your cooperation.
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