Cheeseburger Fantasies from Darth Paver
From [email protected] Jul 30 20:08:14 1995
Date: 29 JUL 1995 22:54:45 GMT
From: "A. C. DeBuigny"
Newsgroups: alt.pave.the.earth
Subject: Re: A disturbing sight...
In article , MAX says:
>I'm sure that the owner is paveKin and probably just arranged to
>have his lot paved. Even as we speak, he's probably cooking and
>brewing in the back a yellow Ryder truck barrelling down the
>highway. Don't sweat it.
>
>Next time you see a yellow Ryder truck on the highway, take a deep
>whif of the exhaust, you might just catch a hint of nameless burger and
>beer joint on the run. What a glorous sight that would be. If you can
>keep pace with him, he might just flip a burger for you.
>
>Max
Thank you, Max. This knowledge makes it easier to go on.
Although It hadn't yet gotten to the point where I lost my appetite
for Beer, Cheesburgers, PaveCompanions(TM), and high-velocity driving, it
did affect my thoughts.
And I think we should all consider paving, without delay, all
establishments that do not offer Beer with Cheesburgers. It might even
convince a few popular burger joints to clean up their act?
MCD 'Welcome to McDonalds, May I take your order?'
ME 'Yes, I'll have Five cheesburgers, a cheesburger happy meal for the kid and a pitcher of Beer.'
MCD 'What kind, sir?'
ME 'Oh, Im feeling nostalgic. Make it a Bud.'
MCD 'Very well, sir. That happy meal comes with its own liter of Beer,
do you want that to be Bud too?'
ME 'Yes, that will be fine'
MCD 'As you wish sir. That will be $10.99.'
ME 'But I have a PPP certificate!'
MCD 'Oh! Why didn't you say so. On the house. Please pull forward!'
Darth Paver, Dark Lord of the Asphalt
and may the Plan(TM) be with you!!
me
