Title: "Into The Myst & Ick"
Author: dash_x_marshall
Rating: Taste In Men
Pairing: Brian/Stefan
Summary: My second Slash fic, Bri tags along with Stef on a trip to a Rainforest exhibit...  Bri gets bored, and finds a way to make his own fun...=)  Cookie if you catch the reference in the title!
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Into The Myst & Ick

    Brian huffed as Stefan silently read yet another small plaque set in front of a large tree.  A droplet of sweat ran down Brian's forehead, which he swiped at in annoyance.
    "It's fucking sweltering in here!" Brian whined.  "Can't we go on to another exhibit yet?"
    "The more you bother me, the longer it's going to take me to finish reading these." Stef replied.
    "Or we could go back to the desert one." Brian suggested, ignoring Stefan.  "At least that was a dry heat."
    "If you hate it that much in here, Bri, why don't you go on without me?" Stef said.
    "I'd be lonely..." Brian said in a small voice.  "And this place is swarming with little kids.  They're all staring at me..."
    "Well," Stef said, "You are a famous rock star, after all."
    "I don't think that's why they're looking."
    Stef snorted.  "You're bound to attract attention in a skirt that short, Bri.  Even from little boys and girls.  Not to mention their teachers."
    "Ha fucking ha." Brian said.
    A moment later, a large group of young students bustled past the two men.  Brian fidgeted under the curious gaze of the children, and the accusing stare of their teacher.  He felt more, unwelcome, beads of perspiration gathering on his face.
    After the group of kids had moved on, Brian sagged against Stefan, clutching at the taller man's shirt.
    "Stef!" Brian cried.  "This fucking rain forest is going to be the death of me!"
    Stefan sighed, and pulled Brian back to his feet.  "Why did you agree to come with me, if you weren't interested?"
    "'Cause I thought you'd take me out to eat if I came with." Brian stated, matter-of-factly.  "And instead; I feel like I'm locked in a sauna, and I'm starving!"
    "We'll go to the food court in a minute." Stef said, turning to look at the next plaque.
    Brian looked dejectedly at the ground.  He kicked at a small piece of rotting wood, that had fallen onto the path, with his boot.
    Stef concentrated on the text in front of him as hard as he could, but his eyes unfocused automatically when he heard a gasp behind him.
    "Is that a banana tree?" Brian breathed.
    Stef looked up from the plaque he had been reading.  *Oh, no.  Please, God, not now, not here...* Stef thought.
    With deepest foreboding, Stefan turned around.  His fears were confirmed, as he saw Brian leaving the concrete path, and heading off into the undergrowth.
    Stef quickly glanced around, checking to see if anyone else had noticed.  Fortunately, he and Brian appeared to be the only two people currently in the exhibit.
    Stef followed after Brian, cursing under his breath as wet leaves slapped him in the face.  After a moment, he caught sight of Brian, who was standing next to a large bunch of bananas hanging from their tree.  As Stef looked on in horror, Brian reached up and snapped off a particularly large one.
    "Look what I found, Stef!" Brian said, in an excited whisper.  He began peeling the large yellow fruit.  "And it's ripe too!"
    "Brian!" Stef hissed at the singer.
    "You want one?" Brian inquired, innocently.
    "We're not supposed to be in here!" Stef said, angrily.  "You're going to get us in trouble!"
    "Awww..." Brian replied.  "Come on, Steffy!  It's just a snack."
    With that, Brian parted his perfectly glossed lips, and slid the banana into his mouth.  He slowly pushed it deeper and deeper, accommodating an impressive amount of its length.  More, in fact, than his tiny mouth could possibly hold.  Brian slowly withdrew the fruit, and licked at the end.
    Stef couldn't quite believe his current situation.  He was standing in the middle of an indoor rain forest, watching Brian deep throat a banana.  Stef felt a growing tightness in his crotch, but fought against it.
    Brian smiled, wanting to continue his show, but his stomach groaned in protest.  He began devouring the banana hungrily.  Once he had finished eating the large fruit he began to feel better.
    "Brian, we have to go." Stef insisted.
    Brian filled his lungs to reply, but out of the corner of his eye he caught sight of something interesting.  He decided he had to investigate.  Giggling like a little kid, he ran off towards the artificial waterfall against the back wall of the exhibit.
    "Brian!  Damn it!" Stef called after him.  With a sigh, Stefan followed his clearly insane band mate.
    Brian reached the waterfall, and peered behind it.  As he had thought, there was a door set into a small alcove.  *Probably for maintenance people.* He thought.  Brian tried the door, but found it was locked.  An excellently naughty thought came to him just then.
    When Stefan arrived at the waterfall, he was confronted with the sight of Brian standing behind it...  Stark naked!
    For a moment, Stef was too shocked to speak.
    "Brian, what the fuck are you playing at!?" Stef said, finally finding his voice again.
    "I felt like a swim." Brian replied, a huge grin on his face.  "Join me."
    "No!" Stef spat.  "This is beyond the limit, Bri!  Get your fucking clothes back on!  Right now!!"
    Brian's eyes had a devious glint in them.
    "You're supposed to wait after eating, before you swim." Brian said.  "I might get a cramp and drown...  You'll just have to come with, to keep me safe."
    Before Stef could grab him, Brian leapt through the waterfall, and into the small pool at its base.
    Stef glanced over the edge, he saw no sign of Brian.  For a panicked moment, he worried that the pool had been too shallow, and that Brian had just killed himself.  But his panic subsided as Brian's head broke the water's surface.  Brian flashed Stef a grin, and waved at him with one hand.
    Stef was torn between joining Brian and just leaving him there by himself.  *Damn you, Brian.* Stef thought, as he pulled his shoes and socks off.  He wasn't about to get naked, that was for damn sure!  Stef jumped into the pool, still not sure whether he wanted to embrace Brian, or throttle him.
    As Stef surfaced, Brian slung his arms around the bass player's neck.
    "Now, isn't this romantic?" Brian asked, planting a kiss on Stefan's lips.  "Just me and my Steffy in a tropical setting."
    Stef's eyes went wide with horror.  "And a host of children heading this way." He said.
    "What?!" Brian squeaked, turning to look at the walkway.
    Another large group of students had entered the exhibit, and the path would lead them right by the pool the two men were swimming in.  Brian threw a panicked look around the pool, trying to find an escape route.  But, there was no way he could get out of the pool without flashing his ass to the school children in the process.
    Suddenly, Brian felt himself being pulled backwards.  Stef's other hand clamped itself over Brian's mouth, stifling his cry of surprise.  Stef moved back against the side of the pool, dragging Brian with him.  Stef settled into position, his head just above water.  From their new location, he and Brian were now mostly hidden from the walkway by the large leaves of a nearby plant; which hung over the side of the pool.
    The two of them sat in silence for several tense minutes, as the group of students passed by.  Brian just stopped himself from letting out a screech, as he felt something brush against his leg.  *What was that?* He thought.  *Wait...  Rain forest.  Brazil.  Amazon. ...OMG!*  Brian's eyes grew to the size of saucers.
    "Stef!" Brian whispered urgently.  "You don't think they have piranha in here, do you?!"
    "I very much doubt it, Bri." Stef whispered in reply, still watching the departing students.
    Brian bit his lip in apprehension.  Despite Stef's obvious lack of concern, Brian felt compelled to press his hands protectively to his crotch.
    The door had just closed behind the last student, when Brian felt a sudden, sharp, biting sensation on his bum.
    Brian let out a high pitched scream.  He leapt out of the water, clawing desperately at the plants along the edge of the pool.
    Stefan landed a hard slap to Brian's bare ass.  "Gotcha!" He exclaimed, triumphantly.
    Brian turned a wild eyed look on his friend.  Stef was grinning like a maniac.
    "You bastard!!" Brian spat, returning to the water.  He leapt onto Stef, his momentum toppling the larger man backward.  As Stef fell back into the water, Brian rained cat-like swats onto his chest.
    Stefan reemerged from the water, laughing.  He grabbed Brian's wrists, and pulled the singer closer to him for a passionate lip-lock.  Brian momentarily forgot about fighting, lost in the kiss.
    "We should go, before we get locked in..." Brian said, quietly, his face inches from Stefan's.
    "Oh, so now you want to go." Stef replied, smiling.  "I'm not done with you yet."
    Brian raised his eyebrows.  "Yeah?"
    "Yeah." Stef said, his smile growing wider still.
    Stef pressed his lips to Brian's again, harder this time, more desperate.  When Stefan finally broke the kiss, he spun Brian around, forcing him up against the side of the pool.
    With one hand, Stef caressed Brian's chest, while his other was busy trying to undo the buttons on his jeans.  He started planting kisses on the back of Brian's neck.
    Without warning, Brian suddenly pulled himself up, out of the pool, and onto the bank.
    "Hey!" Stef protested.  "What are you doing?"
    Brian smiled back at him.  "Playing hard to get." He said, jumping to his feet, and heading off into the artificial jungle.
    With a groan of frustration, Stef pulled himself free of the water and followed after Brian once more.
    The undergrowth in this area was so dense that Stef could no longer see Brian, so instead he followed the rustling of leaves.
    "Shit!" Brian cried out, somewhere ahead of Stefan.  The cry was immediately followed by a loud splat.
    Hurriedly pushing aside more leaves, Stef discovered Brian lying face down in a large puddle of mud.  The source of the mud was quite apparent; a mister, which jutted out of the ground nearby, was obviously stuck in the 'on' position, continually pumping out water.
    As Brian pulled himself upright, Stef tried and failed to stop himself sniggering at the sight.
    "My, how the mighty have fallen." Stef said.
    "Fuck you." Brian muttered, wiping mud out of his face.
    "Gonna be the other way round, Bri." Stef replied.  "No, don't bother getting up."
    Stefan shoved Brian back down into the mud with his foot.  As Brian spluttered, Stef quickly finished removing his clothes.  He then got down on his knees, straddling Brian.
    Stef couldn't wait any longer.  Just as Brian started to raise up again, Stef entered him, roughly.  Stef's right hand cupped Brian's mouth, to muffle his scream of surprise and pain.
    Soon, as he continued his work, Stef felt Brian starting to relax.  Stef's hand left Brian's mouth, moving on to explore other parts of his body.
    As Stef's rhythm became more rapid, the various sounds Brian emitted became louder.  Stef began to wonder if he shouldn't, perhaps, start carrying a muzzle with him, for times like these.
    Stef slid his hand between Brian's legs, massaging his hardness.  Stef worked Brian harder, and thrust into him faster, knowing they were both desperate for release.  Finally, as Brian reached the point of climax, Stef was forced to return his hand to Brian's mouth.
    The sound and feel of his petite lover's orgasm pushed Stef over the edge as well.  He came deep inside Brian.  Now totally spent, the two of them collapsed, with a squelch, into the mud.
    It was only then, as he lay there panting for breath, that Stef noticed the pair of work boots standing at the edge of the mud puddle.  Stef's gaze drifted upward, to look at the owner of the boots.  His eyes rested upon a youngish looking woman in a maintenance uniform, her mouth hanging open in shock.  *Oh, crap.* Stef thought to himself.
    The woman's mouth moved without generating sound for a few moments, then, finally, she spoke.  "Can I have your autographs?"
    Stefan and Brian sat a table, awaiting Steve, just as they had been for twenty minutes.  Brian was just about to suggest they leave, when Steve appeared from around the corner.
    "So what did you guys get up to today?" Steve asked, as he seated himself at the table.
    "Oh, we just checked out some hot climates." Brian said.
    "You missed out on a good time, Steve." Stef said.  "I'm surprised we're not in jail, Brian really went off the deep end."
    "And then you went really deep into my end." Brian said, winking at Stef.
    "Please, I'm here to eat!" Steve said.  "Do you want me telling you about my latest sexual encounter?"
    "Sure!" Brian shouted, enthusiastically.
    "Please don't!" Stef interjected.  "I've already eaten."
    "Hey, Bri," Steve said, wearing a puzzled look.  "What's that brown stuff on your face?"

THE END.