MY PROFILE Member Since: January 11, 2000 Male Involved/Partner Heterosexual From: Michigan, Detroit Race: Black Occupation: Self-Employed Job Industry: Computers(IS-MIS-DP) College: Jackson State University DONTH8ME [email protected] __________________________________________________________________ Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the BlackPlanet. Much luv, sit down, stay awhile. Sorry ladies I`m not one of those "buked naked" dudes on the planet and my tongue can`t touch my eyebrow, I`m not cut like that. Just a couple of "G Rated" pictures. Fellas, sorry no pictures or links to naked chicks. Well if you`re still here sign my guestbook. About MeBooks I`d SuggestMusic I`m FeelingPoemsQuotes My Two CentsPicturesTop 10 ListBlackPlanet Luv NotesMy BlackBook BACK TO TOP POEMS WE WEAR THE MASK WE WEAR THE MASK THAT GRINS AND LIES, IT HIDES OUR CHEEKS AND SHADES OUR EYES,-- THIS DEBT WE PAY TO HUMAN GUILE; WITH TORN AND BLEEDING HEARTS WE SMILE, AND MOUTH WITH MYRIAD SUBTLETIES. WHY SHOULD THE WORLD BE OVERWISE, IN COUNTING ALL OUR TEARS AND SIGHS? NAY, LET THEM ONLY SEE US, WHILE WE WEAR THE MASK. WE SMILE, BUT OH, GREAT CHRIST, OUR VOICES CRIES TO THEE FROM TORTURED SOULS ARISE. WE SING, BUT OH, THE CLAY IS VILE BENEATH OUR FEET, AND LONG THE MILE; BUT LET THE WORLD DREAM OTHERWISE, WE WEAR THE MASK Paul Laurence Dunbar BACK TO TOP MUSIC I`M FEELING BACK TO TOP TOP REASONS YOUR PAGE SUCKS!!! You have that really cute PINK background... AND YOUR TEXT IS PINK! How are we supposed to read that? No, I`m not highlight'n SHIT! Ten pictures on your page... none of them are you. Did we really need to see the same picture in your gallery as we saw as your main pic? What`s the matter those checks and boxes confuse you? Member Since: May 12, 2000... and your page is still blank. You know you don`t have anything else to do at work, GET BUSY! Your screen name is "SXY_BLKCHICK"... only sexy black chick on your site is a picture of Nia Long. You could have kept that picture... we would have rather lived with a fantasy that to know "PHATTEST-GIRL" meant "fattest girl we ever saw" 59 friends on your list... none of them list you. Your text font is big enough to fit the lines of that damn kindergarden green ass can`t erase paper. Job listed as COMPUTER (WWW)... and your site is WWWaaaccckkk! (Who hired you?) and the number 1 reason YOUR PAGE SUCKS!!! You don`t list me as a friend. BACK TO TOP TOP THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A NAKED GUY I`ve smoked a joint bigger than that Why don`t we just cuddle Wow, and your feet are so big Oh no... a flash headache This explains your car I never saw one like that before Are you cold? It`s a good thing you have so many other talents So this is why you`re not supposed to judge people on personality and the number 1 thing not to say to a naked guy I guess this makes me the early bird BACK TO TOP TOP REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY A five day vacation requires only one suitcase Old friends don't care if care if we gained or lost weight We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If we're 34 and single, no one notices Same work, more pay Gray hair and wrinkles add character We don't need to pretend we're "freshening up" to use tha bathroom New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle our feet Car mechanics tell us the truth and the number 1 reason it's great to be a guy Bathroom lines are 80% shorter BACK TO TOP TOP LAME GUY PICKUP LINES How about we play lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I`ll give you the meat. Your parents must be retarded, because you`re special. You remind me of a championship bass I don`t know wheater to mount you or eat you. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?... It`s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. If it is true you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. I was going to masturbate and I need a name to go with your face. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can`t hold it in. How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized? I`m not too good at algebra, but doesn`t U+I=69? and the number 1 lame guy pickup line Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like speghetti, LET`S FUCK! BACK TO TOP __________________________________________________________________ Subject: Send Message: Save to Sent Messages