Site: B-Movie Film Vault
Review: Slugs
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Site: Badmovies.org
Review: Phase IV
Excerpt: As a race, we humans are so dense. Whenever we encounter something new, our response is either to test if it is edible, or to poke it with a stick to see if it is going to bite us.
Site: DarkSider's Realm
Review: Rattlers
Excerpt: "Rick�s mother, back at the farm house, also finds herself surrounded by rattlers. All of which seem to be acting in a non threatening manner but she acts terrorized none the less."
Site: The Monster Shack
Review: Squirm
Excerpt: In "Squirm", the antagonists are worms. I repeat: worms. I don't mean giant worms...I don't mean worms with mutated mouth-parts capable of rending flesh from bone...I speaking of worms. The kind that birds eat. The kind that wriggle around on the sidewalk on rainy mornings (that you desperately try to avoid stepping on...yech!)
Site: Side Order Of Ninjas
Review: Night Of The Lepus
Excerpt: After man has tampered in the environment, SCIENCE once again tampers even more and manages to screw things up with one of the most annoying movie children ever which unleashes the battling bignormous bunnies, AKA (Night of the Lepus).
Site: Tomb Of Anubis
Review #1: Calamity of Snakes
Excerpt: "The Moral of the Story: There's a reason snakes have martial arts disciplines named after them: BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY KNOW MARTIAL ARTS!"
Review #2: Curse of the Fly
Excerpt: "Martin, tired of the secluded life of a research scientist, takes the first random woman he meets running around the park as his wife. Patricia turns out to be an escapee from a local mental institution."
Review #3: Kingdom of the Spiders
Excerpt: "The acting is pretty good for a �natures revenge� flick. I mean, you can either have Leslie Nielson fighting a bear or William Shatner trying to get spiders off of him. Which is more believable? "
Site: WTF-Film
Review: Weasels Rip My Flesh
Excerpt: "WEASELS RIP MY FLESH is probably the worst film ever made and a movie only in the sense that the images it is comprised of were photographed in such a way as to impart motion. In all the land of zero-budget 8mm features, this is the GIGLI to THE DEAD NEXT DOOR's BEN-HUR."
