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| Oh hey, what's up? Welcoum to THEE SHOW... |
| The introductory narration segment for Episode One was filmed on April 30, 2003 ~ hence the Walpurgisnacht sentiment... Of course it was probably after midnight, so I should have said "Happy May Day" as well, but yeah... |
| Anyways, since this here is an UNDERGROUND VARIETY SHOW, that pretty much means that I can take this sucker just about anywhere I wanna go with it... And it IS for "MATURE AUDIENCES", so we can show full nudity and swear all we want, so long as there's nothing "sexual", "pornographic", or illegal or anything stupid like that, and since this IS public access, there can be no advertising or promoting of any products, services, businesses, or political agendas either, which I think is actually a good thing... |
| And as far as profanity and nudity are concerned, we are by no means gonna be cursin' up a storm all the damn time, but it is kinda nice to be able to say WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT without having to CENSOR the damn shit, and as for the nudity ~ I shall only do "tasteful" and "artistic" things with that... I am exceedingly fond of the female form, and appreciate imagery that could be labeled "fetish" or "erotica", but I DO NOT like imagery that seems to "degrade" women, or appear to be generally tasteless and offensive... And there WILL NEVER be ANY naked males on my show - EVER!!! Because THIS IS MY SHOW, and I don't care to see that sorta thing. So if YOU do, I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere... 'Cuz this one's for the LESBIANS! ( And your Momma!! I hear SHE likes watchin' all them NAKED GiRLS too!!! ;) |
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| But ANYWAYS, that should give you at least a partial idea of what this show's about, but there's actually MUCH MORE to it than that... But you'll see... Oh yes, you WILL SEE!!! |
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