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| Worst Games of all Time These are just a few of the many bad games Ive played in my career as a hardcore gamer. Games that make it to this list are so lame theyre funny, I know there are some worser games out there (and I know worser isnt a word), but they just dont have the unintentional entertainment value that these games provide me with. Criteria for things that make me laugh until milk comes out of my nose are as follows: Shoddy dialogue (code SD), stink graphics (code SG), inane game engines (code IE), irritating music (code IM), lame characters (code LC) and plain utter stupidity (code US). Click the title for the title screen...Click the screenshots for a larger version...Hover over an image for comments... |
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| Wheres Waldo-Nintendo Entertainment System Criteria: SG, IE, IM, LC, US. The fact that this game is timed is okay, but the time doesnt even stop between levels, which is still okay, until you get Wally walking in the most indirect path to get the next level (while wasting up your time). He just struts his little way around the "map" to the stupid music that loops every ten seconds. Added to that, there IS no music in the actual levels AND the levels are less than self explanatory. If someone wanted to send me insane, they best shot would be to force me to play this game for more than twenty minutes. |
| Three Stooges-Nintendo Entertainment System Criteria:SD, SG, IE, IM, LC, US Worst. Game. Ever. The "speech" of the stooges hurts my ears, the music makes me want to commit suicide, ugly graphics hurt my eyes, and their stupidity hurts my brain. The game is about making money, which the stooges seem to be able to do by throwing pies at people, jumping over hobos as hurdles against stray cats and eating soup which has something chunky in it.The game screams UTTER STUPIDITY and if I could kill the people who made it, I would.Please dont call the authorities |
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| Harry Potter:Chamber of Secrets-Gamecube Criteria:SD, LC, US I hate this game, theyve tarnished the name of a perfectly good book just to make a few bucks out of children who cant tell the difference. Hogwarts, which is supposed to be a vast castle, is now a narrow staircase with a couple of classrooms and about ten students hanging around. You cant do anything exploring and there are 7 days in the whole game (one year?). Added to this, everyday when you finish the days activity all Ron says is "Yawn, well Im shagged, Im going to bed" (note it is still broad daylight). |
| Barbie - Nintendo Entertainment System Criteria: SG, LC, US Video games are not for cutsie girls FOR GODS SAKE! Theyre for boys and girls who share the same thirst for bloodshed as boys do. The Company called themselves "Hi Tech Expressions" Pffft. Yeh right. The game starts off with Barbie reading a book and falling asleep under the influence of some hallucinagenic which sends her on a downward spiral into a video game that doesnt make any sense whatsoever. I got to a dead end after one minute of play and gave up. |
