Part 1:Sasori

This is just after the end of the series. After kanatsu and akari enter the picture, and the failed wedding. C&C are welcome. I dont care if you send the worst flames ever, just include where the lame-o parts are. okee?

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Part 1. Sasori

The sun was shining bright and the sky was clear it was indeed a beautiful day. The pig-tailed boy and the short tempered girl were once again walking to school together. The boy on the fence and the girl on the sidewalk.Today is a beautiful day, thought the boy, Just like ak--

"Die Ranma!" suddenly a sword came flying down out of nowhere."What have you done with my pig-tailed godess?!"

"Hey Kuno!" yelled Ranma as he stuck his foot out and kicked kuno in the face.

"I'll get you yet Ranma Saotome!" He yelled as he flew throught the air."just you wait"

"Shutup Ranma! Im in a good mood today."

"Whatever you say..."

"GWAAAA!!! WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU IDIOT!"

"Huh?"said the confused Ranma. Out of nowhere a small little girl appeared. She jumped of the fence just before Ranma would've trampled her. The girl had short black hair tied back in click. Her eyes were big and beautiful, kinda like Akane's. She had Ranma-chan's body and Akane's lip. Wow it's a mini Akane...actually more like me and her put together...

"Whered you come form?"asked Akane.

"I was sitting there for a while until that big eyed idiot ran into me. Um by the way uh, im looking for Ranma Saotome, from the Tendo Dojo? Do you happen to know where i could find him?"

"Im him" he said.

"OH!HI!um....my name's..S-"

"Ranma have you got ANOTHER fiance`?"

"N-no Akane not that i know of!"

"So whos she?"

"Your Akane?" said the little girl

"Uh...ya. why?"

"ooh wow! where like one big happy family again."

"Um...ookay. ifyou dont mind my asking who are you and whatr you talkin 'bout?"

"um my name is Sasori Sa---um ya my names Sasori"

"Well hi. Im Akane and this is Ranma, actually you know that already huh. What exactly do you want with Ranma. umm...are you another Fiance`?"

"Fiance`?! HAHAHA! i barely no him. umm... no. I have a note about staying wiht you. Is that alright?"

"Me as in me Akane? or me as in at our house with both our families?"

"um..the second one."

"oh uh i dunno if i can--"

"Can i read the note?" Ranma snatched the note out his hand and slowly read it. For a moment he stopped breathing and then read it over 5 more times. "a-akane i think you should read this.."

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Ranma Saotome, I Hope I am not intruding on any problems, but I need your help. You are probably wondering who I am. Though for certain reasons i cannot tell you my name, i will i assure you that i mean you no harm. I am requesting you to keep Sasori for again confidential reasons. I cannot tell you because it will interfere in the fate of destiny. Coinsidentally that is why Sasori is here. She is here to see that everythingis in its rightful place. Im sure you dont understand, but you need to trust me. Akane and Ranma, I am leaving Sasori with you. Please take care. ~*~Anonymous~*~

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"O-oh m-my," stuttered Akane, reading the letter over and over again, just as Ranma did. "U-um why does it say...never mind."

"Huh? what are you talking about. Nothing is revealed in the letter." Sasori said as she took back the letter also reading it a few times trying to find the mistake.

"Me and Akane aren't married!" Ranma yelled. "Why would I marry and uncute tom--" he paused looking at Akane's face "Nevermind" Why would she think me and Akane were married? She looks kinda like the girl me and Akane put together, so maybe she's...

"Your not? OH! you didnt get married yet? Oh, i geuss you want an explaination then huh." Sasori said interupting Ranma's deep thought. Akane and Ranma nodded frantically tring to geuss what was going on. "Well the person who wrote this letter, knew your dads and they said that you two were to marry. And I geuss the person asumed you were already married."

"Oh I see." said Akane. Suddenly looking at her watch she screamed, "Ranma where late!!!" Ranma and Akane started to walk quickly and then slowly broke into a fast run. "See you later Sasori!" Akane yelled as the soon disapeared into the school.

"This is gonna be harder than I thought" muttered Sasori under her breath and slowly walked toward the dojo.

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Now inside the Tendo house Sasori was being introduced to everyone. Kasumi as usual was being her normal cheery self and Soun and Genma were both feeding there faces. Everyone seemed content with the small new comer except for Nabiki.

"Theres something wrong with this letter." Nabiki said slowly handing it to Kasumi.

"Oh I know the marraige thing. Im really sorry, you see--"

"Thats not it." Nabiki eyed Sasori evilly and started to explain.

"Did you guys even read the letter? I mean it is a little wierd dont you think. Or were you guys too worried about being married to each other, Mr. and Mrs. Saotome?" Genma quickly turned himself into a panda and signed What? Nodaka is here?

"You obviously didnt read the letter either." She said with a disgusted look on her face toward Genma. Well its not like i have a problem anymore now that she knows! Genma signed.

"Stop changing the subject! It said about some changing destiny thing. What does that exactly mean?"

"I dunno im only 12. I dunno what the person who may not be named due to certain reasons sent me here for. Um..but if this helps he said it had something to do with the unconcious and concious submurging."

"The unconcious and concious?"said Nabiki with a confused look on her face.

"Or maybe it was the subconcious..."

"It probably was, now doesnt that scare anyone?"

"Well what does it mean?" said Akane finally speaking up after sometime.

"It means that in the future something bads gonna happen and that we have to stop it because it started by something happening here!" everyone stoped to look at Soun who suddenly started bawling again like a little baby. "My poor Akane! Whats going to happen to you?! AKANE!!AKANE!!!! AKANE!!!"

"Im right here!" Akane said as she looked at her father pittifullly./

"Oh father you think of the silliest things! We dont know if that will happen!" Said Kasumi with a smile on her face."Your just overreacting again! Don't worry ill make dinner in a moment and everything will be fine!"

"I dunno if hes overreacting or not, but there is a possibility that he could be right." said Nabiki with a dark look on her face "i mean it is possible isnt it? What if there is something thats gonna happen that could totally messup out lives!"

"Okay, Now your scaring me. Shouldnt you be of somewhere ripping off someone?"said Ranma speaking for the first time."Lets go eat!"

"Hold up Ranma dinner isnt ready yet. Akane why dont you cook today? I just remembered that i have to go to the night bird ballet with Dr.Tofu." Kasumi said as she got up to do some cleaning.

"A-akane's gonna c-cook? u-um i gotta go be somewhere else ok?" Ranma shot out of the room and everyone was speechless. Genma started to sneak away and Soun was right behind him. Nabiki was just about to leave as well when Akane stoopped her.

"Oh no you don't"she yelled pulling Nabiki's shirt. "Your my own sister your not gonna bail on me! RANMAAAAA!!!!GET BACK HERE YOUR GONNA EAT MY COOKING TOO!!"

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The dinner table was pretty empty tonight. Considering the big crowd there usually is. Ranma and Sasori were the only ones there. Nabiki managed to sneak herself out of eating Akane's food.

"Where is everyone? What's wrong with Akane's food?" asked the innocent child. She thought that all girls were great cooks. Apparently she was wrong.

"Try...everything, she can't swim either. She's like a hammer in the water. Oh, but she can boil water and she makes a pretty decent curry too."

"IM BACK!"akane said walking in with an interesting looking plate in her hands.

"Here,"she set down too plates in front of Ranma and Sasori. "Eat." Sasori took the plate up to her nose and gave it a quick whif.

"Smells... Interesting." She took a big glop of the brownish stuff and stuck it into her mouth. Almost immediatly her face started to turn different colors. At first a light yellow then a sort of olive green. Then it went pale white and suddenly flushed red. She took a big gulp and forced the words"T--t-tastes unique"

"Heck no. Aint no way im eating that stuff now." said Ranma slowly backing away from the food.

"But Ranma..." she said looking at the food she made. "I worked so hard on it and I--I made it for you."

"A--akane i really appreaciate this, but i can't eat your food. I-its like asking to be poisoned."

"It isn't bad? Did you see how many different colors your face turned when you ate that stuff? You were like a living rainbow! That stupid uncute tomboy couldnt make a decent meal if her life depended on it!"

"Ranma.." Akane was starting to get mad.

"Why don't you taste your own food Akane? I would eat your food Akane i really would, but your food is life threatening! Why can't you understand? Did you not see Sasori turn ten different colors because of your food?"

"That does it!" Akane eyes were pouring with tears and she picked up her mallet and just as Ranma was walking away she decided to throw it at him instead of her usual pounding to the floor. The wooden mallet hit Ranma in the back of the head and he came crashing to the floor.

"Oh my lord..." whispered Sasori

"HE'LL BE FINE! That stupid nut case is as strong as an ox if not stronger."Akane yelled as she walked away."Ranma no Baka!"

"Ranma? Ranma?"Sasori said shaking Ranma trying to get him to wake up. ranma..."Akane!!!" She screamed running to Akane's room."Ranma's not breathing!!!"

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"Dr.Tofu...will Ranma be ok?" Akane asked as she slowly walked into the hospital room.

"Yes, he should be back home tomorrow, but Akane i must admit Ranma has been in here WAY to many times because of you." Akane's face turned red and she nodded slowly. A tear was coming out of her eye. "I'm not sure its entirely his fault half of the time also. All im asking is you contain your temper around him more often. He may not be so lucky one of these times."

"I understand..." she nodded and went to sit by Ranma."Can i stay here tonight. I mean until Ranma is better."

Tofu nodded. "You stay here alot Akane. I can't keep you here forever, but tonight is ok. Again, I ask you to control your temper to prevent this kind of thing from happening." Akane nodded and looked at Ranma. Its my fault your always in the hospital. No one else can ever scratch you, but everytime I get mad you end up here like this. Everyone thinks your so fearless, but once again im looking at you as helpless as a baby. You'll never know Ranma how i really feel. The stupid wedding failed and now we'll never get married. I never want to hurt you Ranma. I never wanted to hurt you... Akane slowly dozed of on the pillow next to Ranma dreaming dreams of what there life would have been like together.

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"Akane? wake up. Its Dr.Tofu. Wake up." Tofu had been trying to wake Akane up for the last 10 minutes.

"Huh? wha.."

"Akane you can take Ranma home now, he might be a little tipsy though. I gave him a little bit of medicine that might make him want to sleep alot."

"Oh. Th-thanks again Dr. Tofu. I appreciate it." She stood up and slowly walked out the door.

On the way home the two hadn't had a single conversation. Akane had tried but they would never got very far because of Ranma's lost expression.

"Are you feeling ok Ranma? Sasori is worried sick about you. She thought you had died. Can you believe she thought that you died?"

"uh huh..."

"Um...P-chan's back again. He doesn't seem to want to come to bed with me anymore so i made a little--"

"uh huh..."

"Listen Ranma i'm really sorry. I spent the whole night with you I was so.. Ranma are you listening to me?" Ranma just looked strait ahead. He looked as if he was trying not to cry. he's crying...he never cries... "Ranma im sorry!" she ran up to him and hugged him, but Ranma had no expression in his face.

"Akane....can you carry me home..." he slipped into Akane's arms and started to fall asleep. She poured cold water all over him so he would be lighter then put her(female ranma) arms over her own shoulders.

By the time they got home Ranma was awake again and went straight to his room and Akane followed. She came to see that he had closed the door on her and she could feel her self boiling up. She kicked open the door and started yelling. "Listen Ranma i said im sorry! stop being such a jerk!" She stopped yelling only to find Ranma with tears in his eyes as well as fear, up against the wall. What happened to him? Why is he so afraid of me? Suddenly Ranma fell on the floor and dozed off. Akane dragged him into bed and tucked him in. "That medicine must have been stronger than i thought," She just stared at the tired boy for a while, trying to figure out what she had done. "I dont understand Ranma, I always do this to you. Is that why you are so afraid of me? Becuase i do it so often? Oh Ranma, you have no idea how much you hurt me," She stroked his head while still talking to him. Little did she know she had an audiance.

I dont see what the problem is. She seems to care for him alot. Why did you send me here? Just then P-chan tiptoed in. Akane unaware of this continued to talk to Ranma. "Ryouga! Come here!" whispered Sasori.

"Gwee?" the little black pig tiptoed over to Sasori. how does she know that im Ryouga? Who is she anyways.

"Hey Ryouga, How's Akari? Oh wait you dont know me huh. Well im Sasori Saotome. Thats right Saotome. I am related to Ranma. I can't tell you how and im trusting you not to tell anyone. Don't they look cute together? They were meant to be together weren't they." P-chan just nodded and watched them with Sasori. "I was sent to stay with them. I dunno why, but its something about destiny. Thats what the note said. Lets leave them alone then we'll go get Nabiki and a camera. I'll split the profits. Teeheehee!" they tiptoed out of the room Akane still unaware of anything else happening.

"Why do you always make fun of me Ranma? If you didn't then then who knows how nice our life would be? Oh Ranma, dont be afraid of me..." and so she dozed off as well into Ranma's arms. Ranma holding her tight.

CLICK! FLASH! CLICK! FLASH! CLICK! FLASH! CLICK! FLASH! "Hey Nabiki...you just missed the opputunity of a life time." Sasori said hold the pictures in her right hand." Nabiki gasped and began to grin broadly. She stuck out her hand as if Sasori was just going to give them too her an, but apparently was very wrong. "No Nabiki, not until i get my dough,"

"Your good Sasori... how'd you get them to pose for you?" nabiki said a sly plan emerging inside her. oh all the blackmail i could do with those pictures. All the yen i could make. ooh the possibitlities are endless..."I HAVE to have those pictures!" Sasori picked up P-chan and started to get a price in her head.

"I didn't get them to pose for me first of all. They were just like that. P-chan saw it too."

"Gwee!!" the little pig squeled nodding his head frantically.

"how about � 8000 ? Seems like a fare price considering YOU will never get pictures like this." Sasori snickered.

"ooooh..your a sly one...but nothing is worth that much. � 300." Nabiki wasn't stupid the lower she put the starting price the less she would have to pay.

"Oh i see what your doing. fine you want cheap ill give you cheap � 7900. I know your tricks nabiki. I can tell by your face." Sasori was small but she wasn't stupid.

"grrrr..." Nabiki's face began to get dark "� 3000 my final offer,"

" � 7000...MY final offer. hehehe" She had won she knew at and so did Nabiki. I'll make up the money with the profits. she thought.

"Fine it's no big loss. I'll make up for it no doubt."Nabiki said

"Glad doing business with you, Im going to Ucchans." Sasori picked up P-Chan and went off.

~*~

"Here you go Ryouga" Sasori said Picking up a kettle of water. "Now your back to normal!"

"umm...thanks...."Suddenly realizing that he was not wearing anything he started to blush."Um...Sasori, thats your name right?" Sasori nodded.Ryoga blushed even more."Can I borrow some clothes?"

"Ahahahaha!!!" Sasori fell on the floor laughing. "I'm sure Akari would LOVE to see this!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Um...she already has...she knows im a pig. Hey how do you know about me and Akari?"

This time Sasori began to blush, but not out of embarressment. She kept revealing way to much. "Ryoga...can I trust you, I mean absolutely trust you that you wont tell anyone?"Ryoga looked at her sternly.

"I don't tell anyone anything that isnnt of their business..."

"But this is of other peoples business..."

"You can trust me..." Suddenly Ukyo came rushing out of her store.

"RYOGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she screamed. She was holding her giant spatula and getting ready to strike. "Go have your love affairs somewhere else! Your scaring off the customers!"

"Love Afair?!?! Customers?!?!?! What are you talking about?!?! This girl is only 13 years old! She's no girlfriend!"

"Oh that's right your still going after Akane right?" Ryoga began to flush and sodded his head no.

"I have a new love..."

"Uhuh..not to be rude or anything, but I DONT CARE! Like I said your scaring of the customers."

"Um...excuse me are you Ucchan Kounji?" Sasori said interupting the seemingly stupid argument.

"Uh...ya, but only my husband calls me that...what do you need hun?"

"Your not married! anyways um..it's just Ranma and you, I think are friends right? an-"

"Ranchan sent for me? He's finally gonna let the wedding follow tthrough? Oooooooh!!! i knew it! I knew he didn't like taht tomboy! After all I am his cute fiance!"

"That's not what i was gonna say." she said her eyes darkening. "I think you should start to get your self away from Ranma..."

"Y-your another fiance` aren't you?! Your trying to take my Ranma away!" Ukyou stepped back slowly grabbing her giant spatula. "I dont think so hun..." She took the spatula and began to lift it up in the air when out of no where the spatula disappeared.

"Looking for this?" Sasori said as she tossed the bent spatula behind her. "Is that all you got?"

"Gr..." Ukyou picked up a few little spatula's and quickly tossed them at Sasori. Sasori did a few kicks at them and before thye all dropped to the floor she caught them. Ukyou stood in shock and slowly backed away. "But...but...you can't beat me...your only a little girl..."

"I have a very old soul...but i geuss that wasnt a fair match. I may have Ranma's genes, but i'm not exactly like him. Im not afraid to hit a girl. By the way I'm not trying to take Ranma away from you. I said you should keep yourself away from Ranma. As in take a break, don't no after him all the time.Go on a trip with Konatsu(Tsubasa for those of you who don't know). I mean he is kinda like you and he treats you like a queen. Look around you and see the people who really love you. I'm not saying Ranma doesn't love you. He says your the best friend he ever had its just...your more like Shampoo than you think..." Ukyou looked at Sasori in shock. Other than being as cute as her, i have nothing in common with Shampoo. That bimbo couldn't speak Japanese if her life depended on it.

"Your mistaken Sasori me and Shampoo have absolutely nothing in common." She said after carefully thinking about it.

"Oh really..." Sasori shook her head lightly. "Why do you always go after Akane when your sure that Ranma could only love you? Shampoo does the exact same thing."

"Well that's different. Anyone would do that to save your marraige with the person you love."

"True, I would probably do the same thing, but...who do you think that Shampoo should marry?"

"That stupid bimbo should marry Mousse. He and she belong together. I mean he's obsessed he would do anything for Shampoo and they were meant for each other. At least he would be able to undersand if she spoke chinese. That stupid bimbo should know that mousse really cares...about...her...uh-oh...I think I'm beginning to see what you mean..."

"Aren't Mousse and Konatsu the same? You two both dress up like the other gender for one thing. And he works for you happily for less than minimum wage. He thinks of you as a queen. He's even better than Mousse! He understands your feelings for Ranma and would still do anything to please you!"

"That's true Ukyou..."said Ryoga speaking up for the first time. "He does love you. I hear him throwing up compliments about you all the time."

"I...I...I knew that he cared about me I just didn't wan't to believe it. I...got to go talk to him."Ukyou turned around to leave, but then paused for a moment. "Konatsu will wait for me...but you didn't come to talk to me about him did you?"

"Um...not exactly....I came here for some food! Plus i need you to split this into 3500 yen each. Me and Ryoga won a bet thing. heehee!! And from Nabiki too!!"

"Nabiki? Come inside I've got to here this." Ryoga and Sasori slowly walked into Ucchans after Ukyou ready to explain the whole dilema.

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"Wow..they were actually like just laying there...like they were married or somethin?" Ukyou asked.

"Yah...i geuss you could say that..."

"why that son of a---grr...she hypnotized him huh...she just wanted to him all to himself!"

"How can you say that? After she put Ranma in the hospital you think that Akane would go to those lengths to make Ranma fall in love with her? Akane doesn't pester him about going on dates. Maybe thats why Akane is the one Ranma really loves." said Ryouga. Suddenly a golden haired man witha orange suit comes barging in.

"YOU SHALL DIE MAJIN BUU!!!" yelled the golden haired man.

"I think you have the wrong Manga..."said Ryoga looking at the man strangly.

"The Majin people take many different forms which one of you is working for the dark mind?!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Ukyo said again looking at the man strangly. The golden haired man walked up to each of them.

"Hey...you guys don't have those wierd M's on your forehead!"

"Uh...ya! I think I would know if I had some stupid M on my forehead now did you come here for some grub or what? If not get out your scaring away the customers!!" yelled Ukyo.

"Oops! Sorry hehe im Goku i geuss i just went to fast when i charged for him. Um...I geuss I'll go now. Do you know where Kyoto is?"

"Um ya...you take a ri--"started Ryoga.

"Shutup Ryoga!"yelled Sasori and Ukyo at once. "I'll right down some directions ok?"said Ukyo.

"Hey!Thanks! Wait I know what you guys are!"

"What?"

"I know what you are!"

"What are we then?"

"Your different kind of majin buu's!"

"What the heck is a Majin Buu?!"

"You dont know what Majin Buu is? I geuss your not Majin Buu. And you don't need to finish the directions i forgot i have instant transmission. Bye!" said the man and he walked out the door. What they didn't know was that man was from another planet! A Super Saiyan!

"Um...that was wierd....."Ukyo said looking at the door. "So how much did you get for the pictures?"

"3500 yen." Sasori answered

"Wow not bad...considering its Nabiki. I thought you would only get like 300 yen, did you bargain for more?"

"We got 3500 yen each." said Ryoga.

"Why? wat'd you have to do with this little mishap?"

"I was a witness....so there." Ukyo tear dropped and looked at him strangly.

"So you deserve 3500 yen? i dont think so. what are you gonna do with the money buy a travel guide?"

"I thought those were free."

"They are you jackass!"

"oh." Suddenly Konatsu walked in.

"Konatsu there you are!!!you can't be love me anymore!"

"what?" said the cross dressed man

"um i dont think i wanted you to say it like that...." said Sasori

"Um..ukyo-san I dont know what you are talking about."

"I know that you are practically my slave and..."

"you want to try to get to Ranma so you want me to stop interfering. I know all the Ukyo-san, but i do not see how i interfere. When he comes to the resturant I do nothing, but serve his food. I do not make it clear in anyway that I have these feelings for you. There is no way you can acuse me of doing something bad. Plus why does it matter if i love you or not? Ranma doesnt love you anyways!"

"He does to love me!!!Stop talking! Go away!!!"

~*~*~*~*~Author notes~*~*~*~*~

If your reading this that means that you read the unfinished part of this story. I did tons of mistakes grammatically and story wise. The whole Ukyo scenario i have to do over. oh Well...C&C are welcome.

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