Otaku

Sephiroth Otaku

Are You a Sephiroth Otaku?
Do you even know what I am talking about?
If you don't, an "otaku" is a person who has a strong love
for a character in an anime or video game
Sometimes you see pages like this called
"You Know You Love . . . Too Much When" (YKYLTMW)
Sections on various websites.
My site features the interactive quality
in where I let you submit things to this growing
page of oddities.
PS! The ones with an * next to it are the ones I'm guilty of! XD

You realize that half your laundry consists of many black with occasional silvers or grays. *

Your e-mail, AIM or AOL name or any other screen name contains the word "Sephiroth" in it. *

Your friends say "Sephiroth" and you jump and say "WHERE??"

Your goldfish is named Sephiroth

You say the name Cloud when you get angry *

You've memorized quotes said by Sephiroth and you use them in everyday conversation *

You cosplay as Sephiroth, regardless whether you're male or female * (check out my misc section on tips on how to dress like him)

You squeal and go "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" when you see a fan art of Little Sephiroth *

You still go "AWWWWW" over the pictures of adult Sephiroth

You've figured out how to style your hair to look like his *

You've made a replica of his Masamune and carry it around with you

You go out trick-or-treating as Sephiroth *

You've selectivly chosen a black or silver binder complete with silver/black pencil box for school

You've memorised the words to "One Winged Angel" and you sing along to it, pronouncing it all correctly *

For the school talent show you sung "One Winged Angel"

In writing class you write about Sephiroth so often your teacher forbids you to use the name Sephiroth in any way.

You've gotten your friends into Sephiroth too *

Over 80% of your dreams have Sephiroth in it

You've never beaten the end of Final Fantasy, You don't want to kill Sephiroth

You write sappy fan fics where Sephiroth meets the girl of his dreams *

You are convinced Sephiroth is a sentimental, emotional guy at heart *

You've also written sappy stories where he meets his real parents

You refer to Sephiroth as "Sephy-sama" "Sephiroth-sama" or Sephy all the time *

You cheer for Sephiroth even though he's doing totally cold hearted things *

You own at least one Sephiroth wall scroll which you hang proudly in your room

You cried or almost cried when Sephiroth was killed *

You love to write/read fan fics that put Sephiroth in embarrassing situations (going shopping, going on vacation etc *

You pick out music that you are convinced Sephiroth will be into

When you read lists like this you marvel over how much of it is SO true *

You go into chat rooms as Sephiroth and all you do is pick fights until they throw you out *

When you buy $50 leather gloves and never take em off

When you try to grow your hair like him *

You actively search "Want Ads" looking for a Shinra soldier *

You sign all guestbooks as Sephiroth

You yell out Sephiroth's name in your sleep

You threaten to kill every Cloud-loving fan *

You named your pets Sephiroth, Jenova, Hojo, Lucrecia

You've cracked open those stupid keychains that have a smartass saying take out that paper and replace it with a picture of Sephiroth *

You like to draw Sephiroth in embarrassing situation (IE shopping) or doing stuff he would never do even if you can't draw

If ANYONE makes fun of Sephiroth you fight them *

You have coated a mini picture of Sephiroth in clear shipping tape and put it on a necklace *

You debate with a Cloud fan over why Sephiroth is better and you win the arguements *

You've covered the inside of your locker with Sephiroth pictures

You laugh when Sephiroth defeats Cloud (When you make it happen) *

You laugh at Cloud's stupidity. *

You get upset when Sephiroth is not on the screen *

You draw Sephiroth defeating Cloud in your notes *

When playing an RPG you name the main character Sephiroth. If you can't fit his name in your abbriate it. *

You print out all the pictures you find of Sephiroth and put them in a binder

Instead of making a bowl in ceramics class, you make a Sephiroth statue

When you realize more than 50 of these statements are true *

You tell people that Sephiroth lives your garage *

You hardly wear anything else other than black leather or black clothing articles

You swear that you will destroy the world and defeat Cloud *

You create your own Sephiroth manga and make him defeat Cloud *

You hate clouds

You think of how Sephiroth would look like if he were real then you mutter to yourself HE IS REAL!! *

You've spent $100 or more on getting all the Sephiroth goods

You feel a sense of pride when somebody says their favorite villain is Sephiroth *

When somebody accuses you of having an obessession with Sephiroth you cry out "YOU THINK I AM A SEPHIROTH OTAKU??? THANK YOU!!!" *

In class your teacher jokes about you having an obsession with Sephiroth

You beg your friend who is a talented artist to draw you Sephiroth pictures

~By Dark Sephirothia

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