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| What happens if you�re scared half to death twice? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? (I�d rather NOT think about that) Is there a Dr. Salt? If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic? (mnemonic adj.-Relating to, assisting, or intended to assist the memory.) If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk? When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? What is a free gift? Aren�t all gifts free? Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? How is it possible to have a civil war? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas? Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What is another word for thesaurus? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |