scooby

I believe that the writers of the cartoon "Scooby Doo" either were on drugs or wanted to promote being high. I have many examples to support this theory.

1) Scooby always says "Scooby Doobie Doo!" Doobie? How obvious can that be.

2) If you have probably noticed, Scooby and Shaggy always have the munchies. They are always hungry and always eating. Once again, how obvious can that be.

3)A third thing is that no one notices Scooby is a talking dog. They all must be high or something if they do not notice that a dog is talking to all of them.

4) The finally point, which is the most convincing, is about the Scooby Snacks. Scooby is always wanting them. He will do anything to get them. Then, when he gets the Scooby Snacks, he is all crazy and can do whatever he wants. It is obviously a cover up for acid or ecstasy or some other drug that Scooby is taking. This is the most obvious sign.

Another theory about Scooby Doo, this one from Ryan "Jewbacca" Lane, is that Scrappy is Scooby and Velma's love child. These are his reasons: Velma, obviously, cannot get a real man to be with her, so she has to turn to a dog. Scrappy stands on two feet, as well. This has to be a combination of a Velma-Scooby love child. Also, Scooby still has a problem talking completely human. Scrappy, on the other hand, has no accent at all. He speaks perfect english, so he must be from a person and a dog, i.e. Scooby and Velma.

Another Scooby Doo Theory is that Fred is a homosexual. He is always so proper and neat. His clothing entails a bow tie. It is soo obvious that Daphne wants some of Fred, but he never makes a move. It is ridiculous how easy it would be for Fred to get with her, but he is gay, so he doesn't want to. Also, if you look closely, he always is checking out Shaggy's ass.