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| Random Thoughts |
| "Where would this world be without rhetorical questions?" |
| "Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?" |
| "Why is abbreviation such a long word?" |
| Anonymous Queries |
| "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?" |
| Click on "stop" to see Moleman move. If you want Ralph eating back, click on "refresh". |
| "How come there's only one monopolies commission?" |
| "If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, how come there is locks on the doors?" |
| "How come you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?" |
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| Dan's Queries |
| "Who lives in glass houses anyway?" |
| "If Eminem is soo much against gay people, why does he have such a faggy haircut?" |
| "So, if your mom sings, is it over?" |
| "How come 'imflammable' and 'flammable' mean the same thing?" |
| "How was a character named 'Boner' allowed on such a wholesome show?" |
| "Why don't cops not turn on their sirens when they are going after criminals so they don't realize the police are coming?" |
| "How come the words 'invoke' and 'evoke' mean the same thing?" |
| "How come Heinz advertises 57 flavors if they only sell ketchup?" |
| "Why is there no synonym for the word 'synonym'?" |
| "Has Sammy Sosa ever uttered a plural word?" |
| "Why is 'big' such a small word?" |
| "Is it weird that the words 'is able' are contained in the word 'disabled'?" |
| "Why does the word 'men' begin the words 'menopause' and 'menstruation'? |
| "If lesbians hate men soo much, then why do they use dildos?" |
| "If life goes on, how come that show got cancelled?" |
| "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?" |
| "Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?" |