The Theatre!
The lovely Konnie Huq on Top Of The Pops or something.
Danny's novels were soon developed into a West End Play, thanks to the interest of former Blue Peter star, Konnie Huq.
Salter had to adapt the original script but the finished result 'Goats And Masturbation' was as controversial as ever.
West End Play: Goats And Masturbation.
Synopsis:
Konnie Huq grows up in an isolated farmyard. Only the thoughts of Goats and families  keeps her from going insane.
Review:
South Yorkshire Times:
"An interesting twist from Salter. He eschews the misery and despair from his previous offerings to concentrate on Goat-Sucking. It works - but only just. Hardcore Salter enthusiasts may be disappointed."
New York Times;"What bollocks is this? I fail to see how Salter can justify the adaptation of his earlier Rabbit-related work into Konnie Huq from Blue Peter breast-feeding a Goat. In any case, she had nowt. Is this the future of theatre?  Well, is it?"
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