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| Salter (pictured above, threatening an over-zealous fan) has always resisted the idea of a motion picture, on the grounds it would be a misrepresentation of his fine work. However, when Konnie Huq (formerly of Blue Peter) anounced her desire to work on such a picture, he couldn't get out of bed fast enough and, with the help of a last-minute re-write, the game was on. |
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| Movie: Journey Up The Rabbit Passage! Synopsis: Konnie Huq, formerly of Blue Peter, goes in search of the Rabbit that left Salter in such distress, only to find herself being rogered in every possible orifice. Review: South Yorkshire Times: "Erm.......interesting. Konnie does well in a challenging role." New York Times:"Why I am being asked to review this?? Why?? This whole exercise is a lame excuse for Blue Peter pornography. And she doesn't even find the fucking rabbit! What a lame ending to a tragically doomed series." |
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