| tommy bites back |
| Narrator: ok so i've always been a bit strange after all i am a werewolf, but it doesn't help when theres someone bugging you to bite them all the time, not mentioning any names merton! merton: when will you bite- tommy: nope merton: but tommy........ tommy: nope merton: pleaaaaaaaaaaaase tommy:for the last time no! how many times have i told you merton? (merton looks at the floor) merton: what subject is it next? tommy:how should i know your the wizkid merton: well, bite me then tommy: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO merton:yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES tommy:grrrrrrrrrrr merton:ok ok but I will only stop bugging you if you join my fantasy guild tommy:ok, i'll join but i'm not happy (merton sees new girl who just happens to be ME!!!) merton:hey who is that tommy:oh her she's jess merton:woooooooooah, talk about goth tommy:yeah, oh hi lori (lori walks over to tommy) lori:hi tommy hi merton tommy&merton:hi (merton whispers something in lori's ear) lori: tommy bite merton (tommy looks at merton and his eyes glow) (merton&lori jump back) merton:calm down tommy, remember, theres a family at a tea party and the father offers his son egg salad "but father, i don't fancy egg salad i would much prefer tea and crumpets, a- tommy: merton, shut up (i walk over) me:hey guys whats up merton:i......uuuuuhhh...........eeeeeeeeeeeh.........iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia..............aaaaaaaaaa tommy: hi i'm tommy this is lori and this is my friend merton me: hi merton merton: hoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh lori:he um (has a crush on you) (I smile at merton) merton: so....um.........where you from me: australia then i moved to england then i moved here and i've got a big secret (i turn to merton and my eyes glow like tommy's) merton: your a.....a........a....... were- me:shhhhhhhhhhh tommy: well, what a coincidence me:why? tommy:(i'm a werewolf too) (i smile) merton: bite me please jess, tommy pleaaaaaaaaaaase me: i'll think about it tommy: noooooooooooooooooooooooo merton:oh, damn were late for class me: thats what i came to tell you, whats our next lesson tommy:i don't know lori:i don't know either merton: drama me:great!my favorite subject (in drama) teacher: now children today i'm going to pair you up were going to do a romeo and juliet with to players can the girls go to that side of the room and the boys go to that side (me and merton look at each other in hope but quickly turn away because we realise we were looking at each other) teacher tommy and lori, peter and samantha, michel and kasandra.............................merton and georgia no georgias not here today well i hope you don't mind being with jess merton:i don't mind at all (we smile) (out of drama) merton: well that went well me:yeah tommy: you were really good, were you really acting (me and merton giggle) me:cool backpack merton:thanks, um do you want to go to the factory for lunch me:yeah hang on i'll just call my mum (i phone mum and tell her i won't be home for lunch) me: come on then (in the factory) me: so what were you saying about me biting you? merton:if you bite me on the neck i become a werewolf too me: ok, so you really want to be a werewolf that much merton:yup me: lean over merton:why me:if you want to be bitten that much merton: ok, ummmmmmm if your sure (merton leans over cautiosly)click here for page 2 |