| merton:no i can't do it me:i'll meet you outside then (outside) merton:is anyone looking? me:no (merton picks up a stick and whacks me in the calfs with it) me: ow, what did you do that for merton:to turn you into a werewolf (i change into a werewolf) me:ok shall i bite you now? merton:yup (i bite merton, he changes into a werewolf and lets out a wolf howl) (merton says something calming and we change back to human) merton: YEEEEEEEEES IM A- me:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh merton:sorry me:ok, now what do we do merton: go back to class me:is it english or science? merton:science me ok, lets go merton: hey theres just one more question me: whats that merton:do you know what lori said this morning me:yeah merton:will you- me:sure merton: theres a school dance on you wanna be my partner me:does winnie like to pooh merton:hey, thats my saying me:sure i will i was just about to ask you the same thing (we both walk off into class and i hear a wolf howl) (in class) lori:hi guys merton:hey, guess what...........i'm a werewolf lori&tommy:should we still guess (lori&tommy look at me) me:whaaaaaaaaat tommy:did you bite merton me:nooooooooo, yeeeeeeeeeeees me:all who are not werewolf's now say I merton&me: lori? lori:i'm a werewolf, while you were turning merton into a werewolf tommy was turning me into one tommy:merton, are you going to bug me now? merton:not while jess's here tommy: who you taking to the dance? merton: my girlfriend tommy: who's that then merton: the new girl, Jess me: what? merton: just telling the good news to tommy lori: what good news? tommy: Jess and merton are seeing each other lori: i hate this stuff |
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