merton:no i can't do it
me:i'll meet you outside then
(outside)
merton:is anyone looking?
me:no
(merton picks up a stick and whacks me in the calfs with it)
me: ow, what did you do that for
merton:to turn you into a werewolf
(i change into a werewolf)
me:ok shall i bite you now?
merton:yup
(i bite merton, he changes into a werewolf and lets out a wolf howl)
(merton says something calming and we change back to human)
merton: YEEEEEEEEES IM A-
me:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
merton:sorry
me:ok, now what do we do
merton: go back to class
me:is it english or science?
merton:science
me ok, lets go
merton: hey theres just one more question
me: whats that
merton:do you know what lori said this morning
me:yeah
merton:will you-
me:sure
merton: theres a school dance on you wanna be my partner
me:does winnie like to pooh
merton:hey, thats my saying
me:sure i will i was just about to ask you the same thing
(we both walk off into class and i hear a wolf howl)
(in class)
lori:hi guys
merton:hey, guess what...........i'm a werewolf
lori&tommy:should we still guess
(lori&tommy look at me)
me:whaaaaaaaaat
tommy:did you bite merton
me:nooooooooo, yeeeeeeeeeeees
me:all who are not  werewolf's now say I
merton&me: lori?
lori:i'm a werewolf, while you were turning merton into a werewolf tommy was turning me into one
tommy:merton, are you going to bug me now?
merton:not while jess's here
tommy: who you taking to the dance?
merton: my girlfriend
tommy: who's that then
merton: the new girl, Jess
me: what?
merton: just telling the good news to tommy
lori: what good news?
tommy: Jess and merton are seeing each other
lori: i hate this stuff

THE END
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