| it's a sand pity |
| tommy: Do you ever feel like people are always taking it out on you? or your friends are always bossing you about, and your parents bug you and all your day goes wrong? thats how i feel right now merton: you have a nice sleep last night me: yeah, it was ok tommy: yo, merton merton: oh hi tommy tommy: you have a nice sleep last night merton: yeah, it was ok me: do you ever get the feeling of de-ja-vou? (becky walks over) becky: hey, freaker, you forgot your english text book (becky hands over the textbook) merton: thanks (becky walks off) merton: why does she hate me? tommy: cos your her big bruv merton: very helpful me: i hate my big bruv! merton: again veru helpful me: i love you though merton: ditto tommy: what about lori, no-one cares about her, so I just go and find her and leave you two love birds wrapped in each other me: sounds like a good idea(I do one of my special winks that I can only do to merton) merton: she said she was gonna be late (i go on the mobile to emzo) meonphone: so your coming in 5 minutes emzoonthephone:yaha meonphone: seeya then then emzoonthephone: yaha me: emzo is coming in 5 minutes merton: cool tommy: you got loris number? me: yeah, you want me to phone her tommy: if that wouldnt be a problem (i phone lori) me: so your coming round to school in 20 minutes, why? lori: i have a dentists appointment me: me to, later on anyway, around 6 lori: seeya in 20 then me: ok, you wanna talk to tommy? lori: yeah ok (i give the phone to tommy) tommy: hi loz (i mouth to merton, loz? merton shrugs) lori: hi, i was wondering, you free tonight? tommy: hang on let me just cgheck my empty date book, no im free lori: the factory? tommy: i was thinking how about that new resturant, the sandman? lori: sounds good to me tommy: the sandman it is then lori: bye tommy: bye mereton: so howd it go tommy: i have a date tonight (emzo enters) emzo: hi guys me: yo emzo: oh hi jess, um, you seen 17 merton: jess, weve got work to doooooooo me: ok, im coming (me and merton go to the lair) merton: last night i got on the corey haim website, and on it it said the new resturant opening in pleasentville is evil, it possesses people, and if they dont get possessed, theyre all turned into sand me: and thats where lori and tommy are going merton: nyea me: we gotto get moving merton (me and merton zoom out of the lair to lori and tommy, when we arrive we look very red) lori: whatve you been doing me: you cant go to the sandman tommy: well, why merton: ITS EVIL TOMMY tommy: why, is the food mouldy merton: no, tommy, it possesses poeple, and if they dont get possessesd they are turned into sand tommy: huh! yeah right, we havent had demons here since last week merton: the resturant isnt a demon, its possesed theres something in it that makes it evil tommy: so in order to get a decent meal we have to find this and destroy it merton: now do you get my drift tommy: ya (we zoom off to the sand man) me: so me and merton will search the kitchen, you and lori search upstairs, emma and 17 you search........the other places all: ok merton: shall we meet back here in about...... 2 hours jess: 1 and a half (we all agree) (me and merton creep into the kitchen meton accidently treds on my toe and I wolf out) merton: sorry fido click here for page 2 |