| me: do not I repeat DO NOT call me that, never ever ever ok merton: ok ok (my moby rings it plays I'm ok, your dj) merton: since when did you get that one me: since you sung it (I hit my head and say DUH!) me: yo, Jessi speaking (merton does that cute confused look) tommy: yeah, um, do you want the good news or the bad news me: good tommy: we found the um........ merton: source tommy: yeah source, of evil, bad news is, lori found it first and it kind of..............hurt her me: we'll be right there (I hang up) (we are there) me: right were is the sucker? merton: lori, lori? tommy:(ignoring merton) merton: wheres the first aid (he says it muffled because his finger is in his mouth and Tommy clouts him round the head so I clout him and push him over) merton: hey whats this? me: a bottle of water merton: blue water? tommy: glowing water? me: ok maybe it's not water tommy: well what is it merton: professor flugelhoffs site says you can't touch it otherwise you will be cursed for life me: how do you know that merton: I brought my laptop me: oh, how did you fit it in my bag merton: I didn't it comes with it's own carry case (I slam my forehead, hard, staggering backward and off a ledge) merton: Jess, come and check your e-mail, Jess? JESS? me(faint): I haven't got a free hand (merton turns around and see's my hands over the ledge) Merton: JEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!! tommy: LORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! me+lori: we're fine, just stop the calling, and help us (tommy runs to lori's hands and merton runs to mine and they pull us up) (I pick up the bottle and get a water balloon out of my pocket, filling it up with the suff then I throw it ot the window, it ands on a man and he goes crazy) me: oops Merton: oh well at least it's gone (we all do a group hug me next Merton) ~~~~::END::~~~~ |