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| [ narrator ] merton's alway's been very strange but he's got even stranger since jess got here. Merton's been everywhere with her and when she's ill he stays at her house with her. me: yo! merton merton: hey, whatsup me: you will not beleive this merton: what me: my friend emma is moving schools merton: is she the one thats obsessed with the hardy boyz? me: yeah, thats the one merton: oh, ok me: so seen any monsters lately merton: no, exept you ( i launch on him and tackle him down to the floor turning him over sitting on his back and giving him an arm lock) me: take that back merton: ok ok but please whatever you do please don't do that again me: ok (i get off merton and he stands up putting his arm round me) merton: so what day is emma coming in? me: well, she said today but no sign of her merton: she got a car me: yeah, she got a new one last week apparently it's got a picture of matt and jef hardy on the side merton: ok me: merton merton: yeah me: w-w-w-whats that? merton: what (i point at the door and death from kiss of death and feel the reaper was standing there) merton: oh no not him again, oh damn it hide hide hide hide quick to the car park (we both run as fast as we could, well as fast as merton could he was carrying me because he was scared for me to the car jump in and start driving to tommys house) me: who is it merton: don't you mean who was it tommy beat the soul out of him and he said he'd be back for me and now he is thankfully he didn't see us so we might be safe but somehow he always knows where we are me: heres our stop got the wacking stick? merton: yeah, but i don't see why we have to go to tommy when we are both werewolves ourselves? me: just get out merton: come on the doors open me: go go go merton: get on my back ( i jump on mertons back and run as fast as he could into tommys house he puts me down and we run into tommys room) tommy: hey guys whats up me&merton: tommy tommy tommy it's death, he's back tommy: ok get the chess set out forget the chess set get under my bed forget that get all the games you can merton, jess think me: i know what if we pretend to do the death curse and that won't work so merton'll make the dooda and the spikes and death won't go so merton you launch yourself at me and i'll get out the way and tommy you press the button the spikes will go in and merton will pretend to die and then death will go tommy&merton: done that merton: i know i will challenge death at a selection of games again and i will win tommy: and if that doesn't work? merton: let me finish, i will win because we will have special peices that always make me win tommy you come to the lair and hide under the bed but whatever you do DO NOT wolf out me: and exactly how does he get there? merton: tommy, hide in the back seat of our car me: lets go ( we all hop into mertons car and drive to his house) me: go greased lightnin'.................. merton: this is no time for a karioke me: what shall i do then merton: get out of the car we are here me&tommy: no were not merton: shortcut (we all get out following merton into the alley through a hole under a bunch of dustbins through a tunnel climbed up a ladder and peeped throught the trapdoor but quikly shut it) merton: shhhhhhh, looks like death beat us to it me: duck merton: no looks like death to me me: no duck down, crouch, bob down (we all duck) merton: here snakey snakey snakey (mertons snake crawls over to death and bites him) merton: he's poisonus me: and you said that this would never come in handy (i hold him a holy water gun and a cross) merton: he's not a vampire he's death me: take the cross here tommy, tommy merton: here tommy tommy tommy me: uhoh merton: what me: wolf boys back merton: shall we me: what are werewolves for (our eyes turn yellow and we wolf out) merton: ready me: ready click here for page 2 |