| merton: lets go (we jump out and start attaking death i deal a sharp blow and knock death out) me: did i do that (the boys stare at me) me: what do you expect if i'm blackbelt in jujitzu, ninjitzu, and judo (becky is coming so we hide death in the bathroom and me and merton un wolf and hide tommy and quikly start the laptop upturn the sound up and start playing muic becky: freaker and jess, dinner is ready and mum says you can stay for tea jess me: if it's ok with with you, merton merton: i'd love you to, becky no girls in the lair becky: is jess a boy then, freakenstein merton: no jess is the only girl allowed in my lair, now get out before we desembowel you ( i get some tongs from mertons wardrobe and snap them at becky) becky: alright just come down in a minute (becky goes) merton: get death and flush him down the toilet but first wrap him into a tight ball ( i go and do what merton says then go down to dinner) merton: i owe it all to you jess me: lets go outside for a walk merton: ok (we go for a walk and find a dog in the hedge we pick it up and wrap it in my coat then take it home and keep it) me: what shall we call it? merton: you choose me: hedgedog? merton: yeah, brilliant, where shall we keep it well we can keep him here if you want for one week then at yours the next me: do you want to go first merton: i'd love to me:what about tommy merton: he's probabley at the hungry bucket he always gets cravings for chicken me: ok merton: jess, do you know what breed it is? me: well, it looks like a rottweiller crossed with a greyhound crossed with a deer hound merton: how old would you say it is? me: about 10 weeks it was probebley abandoned you know how many sad people there are around here merton: girl or boy? me: hang on.............it's a boy (it wees on my hand) me: and it's not house trained merton: how about lair trained me: i don't think so, but i would reckomend that you keep that albino snake of yours away from him merton: ok me: lets go find tommy or is it too late, speaking of time what is it merton: 9:00 me: ok lets go find tommy |
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