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was a dream come true. There I was minding my own business when that reporter whos' mission is not journalistic excellence, but to harass me (yes Mel, that woman), appears and takes a photo. The article claims that I was dressed up for a good cause, but I had simply awoken that morning determined not to wear a Hawaiian shirt for once. The winning entry from the Caption Competition: Kids, now what's missing from this picture? Clothes? No Tim, it's not clothes. A boat? No Suzy, not a boat. Anyone else? Ducks? No Wayne, it's not ducks. The Queen? Good try Megan, but it's not her. A crowd? No Lucy, not a crowd. Hmmmmmmmm.....................What then....? What was that Neil? Yes Neil: Dignity. This picture is lacking dignity. Though not technically a caption, this entry really hits the spot. And I think I speak for all of me when I say "Congratulations" to Sam and his marathon caption-writing campaign. He beat the odds with sheer volume and just a touch of brilliance (but don't anyone tell him that). Sam, those Rasberry Sparkles and Strawberry Condoms are winging their way to you even as you gloat! |
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