| Arnold From Conan: 2 (10%) Mr. T: 3 (15%) Brian Urlacher: 9 (45%) Jesus: 2 (10%) PK: 3 (15%) |
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| Poll Results |
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| Who is more offensive? |
| DANIMAL: 42 (40%) |
| PADAMS: 68 (60%) |
| If you were forced to have anal sex with a man, which one would you pick? |
| Which of the following words best describes Riske? |
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| PIE CHARTS FOR THE PREVIOUS POLLS ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE |
| RESULTS AS OF 10/7/02 |
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| Results From last Poll in easily readable pie chart form. |
| Marky Rob & Jonny Knoxville: 1 (5%) Riske & Kurt Angle: 0 (0%) Pat & Alexi Lalas: 2 (10%) Padams & Justin Timberlake: 4 (20%) PK & Johnny Depp: 8 (40%) Danimal & Joshua Jackson 5 (25%) |
| Which of the following combinations of us and our celebrity look alikes contian the most units of sexy? |
| Man Whore: 7 (35%) Man-gina: 2 (10%) Slam Rod: 2 (10%) Sluty-Slut: 4 (20%) Padams's Biatch: 4 (20%) |
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| Padams 12 (48%) |
| Danimal's Hand 13 (52%) |
| Which is sexier? |
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| Who is more offensive? |
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| Padams 45 (60%) |
| Danimal 30 (40%) |
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| Which is the most fun to pet? |
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| Marky Rob 5 (20%) |
| Dogs 3 (12%) |
| Penis 5 (20%) |
| The Pussy 8 (32%) |
| Nipples 4 (16%) |
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| Where will Danimal and Padams go when they die? |
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| Hell 5 (20%) |
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| Hell 1 (4%) |
| Heaven 1 (4%) |
| Nowhere 7 (28%) |
| A realm in which they'll haunt and pet Marky Rob for all of eternity 11 (44%) |