| Poll Archives |
| 1st Poll |
| It Rules: 15 |
| It Sucks: 4 |
| It's OK: 2 |
| Who's more offensive? |
| Padams: 26 Danimal: 7 |
| Padams: 15 Danimal: 4 |
| If there is a waffle stuck to the ceiling, and you think that this waffle is God, would it be wrong to pull it down and eat it? |
| No: 9 |
| What?!: 7 |
| Yes: 3 |
| Who is more deserving of being locked in a cage to be raped repeatedly by horny apes? |
| G.W. (Global Warming) Bush: 10 |
| What do you think of our site? |
| N'SYNC: 6 |
| People who hate on Mr. T: 3 |
| 2nd Poll |
| Which of these has the most healing power? |
| Beer: 8 Sex: 8 Jesus: 2 |
| Who's more offensive? |
| Which one of the Beatles would win in an all out street fight? |
| George: 6 Paul: 5 Ringo: 5 John: 2 |
| Assuming their powers were equall, who would win in a fight? |
| Arnold from Predator: 7 Mr. T: 6 Rocky: 4 Steven Segal: 1 Van Damme: 0 |
| Nowhere. They're dead, stupid!: 7 Hell : 5 Hell: 1 Heaven: 1 |
| Which is sexier? |
| Who is more offensive? |
| Danimal: 30 |
| Padams: 45 |
| Where will Danimal & Padams go when they die? |
| Which is more fun to pet? |
| Danimal's hand: 13 Padams: 12 |
| You're a cock-foot: 8 Your mother is a dirty, dirty whore: 5 You're a dick-bitch: 2 You're a cock-dick: 2 |
| 4th Poll |
| To a realm where they haunt and pet Marky Rob Mc Harmo for all of eternity: 11 |
| 3rd Poll |
| Who is more offensive? |
| Danimal: 15 |
| Padams: 35 |
| What should we do to China? |
| Slap them with our big American dicks: 15 Economic Sanctions: 2 Go to war: 0 Apologize: 0 |
| Which of these insults are the worst? |
| The Pussy: 8 Marky Rob McHarmo: 5 Penis: 5 Nipples: 4 Dogs: 3 |
| How would you describe Padams? |
| Raging jackass: 10 Satan's Spawn: 4 Intellectual Superior: 2 Deep Thinker: 1 |
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