Sometimes you find a song that matches your situation perfectly
If a song reminds you of something you don't want to be reminded of, you will never stop hearing it
Walls don't move
Cats are from a different planet. A planet where crack is more common than oxygen
Whenever you really, really need to find something you can't find it
You will always find that thing you were looking for 2 months ago in the strangest place
Paranoia is good. They really ARE out to get you
If you despise a song, you will most likely hear it very often
Being weird is good
Being annoying is not
Sometimes you should be nice to annoying people
Sometimes you should smack annoying people
When your name is Teresa everything that you worry will go wrong, WILL GO WRONG
Mom's have a 6th sense for any sort of mess
You will always find traits in yourself that are like your parents. As much as you want to avoid this, you cannot.
When your own mother won't hug you, you are a bad, bad person
You will always think of the perfect thing to say-five minutes after everything is said and done
Lying only saves your butt for the moment when you're caught in lies, you're screwed
You shouldn't use a bed sheet as a parachute-they do not work
Even if your mom said you could do anything you still cannot fly
Horoscopes are so right it's freaky
Sometimes you come along something beyond words
If your Roman Candle malfunctions while it's in your hand-throw it. However-do not throw it in the direction of your family and the house
You shouldn't pick up the sparkling part of a Sparkler
When in doubt-blame it on birth defects
Just when you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, it will
If you're really mad breaking things helps
Your mother WILL find out if you break her ceramic decorations and "I was really mad" is not an exceptable explanation in her eyes
Learning the hard way gets you in trouble-but it's so much more fun than learning the easy way
Some mistakes are too fun to make only once
Hypochondria leads to actual sickness
If the cough drop box says don't drink juice after eating a cough drop-don't suddenly decide your mom is right about drinking juice and get some