Falling up the stairs is almost as painful as falling down them
Rug burns continue to hurt
When you first wake up, you are oblivious to all furniture
Your shins can help you find this furniture
If there's a huge cat litter box in your path AVOID IT
Falling in a confined, carpeted space=twice the rug burns, twice the pain
Cats don't know fire=hot
It's funny as all hell when cats figure our how hot fire is
When you're best friends, you have to have a few fights
A fist fight is NOT the kind of fight best friends have
Everyone has something dorky about them
Some people have more dorky things than others
Practice doesn't always make perfect (I've been singing for years...maybe that's why my guinea pig died so young...they have sensitive ears y'know...)
When a girl meets a guy she'll call her friends and rave for hours about how sweet, funny, and mature he is
When a guy meets a girl he'll call his friends and ay "I met this girl today and DAMN she was HOTT!"
Bordom leads to insanity
Dreams don't always some true
Sometime you don't want dreams to come true (I had this dream once where i was stuck in this one room forever with never ending voices...)
You shouldn't chew on pens
Pen ink tastes really bad