Hee Hee I made this by using a quote I stole from Boy Meets World. God that shows rocks. More life lessons.....
I've Learned...
Leaving a permanent scowl on your face hurts

Sometimes you get a day that's a total waste of make-up

If you make a complete ass fo yourself in public your friends will act like they don't know you, but they'll still love you anyway

The poles at cinema 18 have always been there

The poles at cine 18 are like-hollow

That I ramble a lot and it probably really annoys people. I mean for realness- hearing me go on and on and on about random things can't be too pleasant-ohh no i'm doing it again....

All guys are peverted

If guys aren't perverted, they aren't guys *cough*ryan s.*cough*

Being perverted is fun-
to a certain point

Guys never notice when you work really hard at looking cute

Guys do not understand us at all

We should all love the guys that try so hard to understand us

Girls will never tell you want they want, but we reserve the right to be pissed if we don't get it

Guys will never stop stereotyping and saying things like "Girls suck at sports" and "Girls look stupid when they fight"

Most girls DO look stupid when they fight (Andie and the rest make girls that actually can fight look bad)

No matter how hard girls try, we will never understand why guys are so obssessed with lesbians (I don't think we want too...)

They call it a CRUSH for a reason

When no one will listen to you, it's time to get violent

You could shrink 3 inches and your aunts and uncles will still say "Look how tall you've gotten!"

If you suck at something, you should stop doing it-you look like an idiot

When your coach congratulates you on great base-line guarding-it means you suck and they have no where better to put you then next to the baseline

If you ask for someone's opinion on something and they say "It's nice" that means they hate it

When you see creepy creatures or colors and you tell people-they wonder about you. (hey tilt your head to the right and look at this backround, do you see like a little monster goblin thing? That's what made me think of this life lesson..)

Sometimes you don't have to do drugs for people to think you're high

Flaming popcorn singes the carpet














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