Big Fat Disclaimer:

It has come to my attention that far too many people know about this site who should not know about it (i.e. teachers, half the staff common room to be precise). Much of this site is devoted to satirical/random animations about my school and the teachers in it, much of which may seem insulting to these teachers. I do not wish to offend these teachers as this site is meant for the entertainment of fellow pupils, not to cause offence. Therefore if you are a teacher or senior member of my school, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS SITE. However I expect that me telling you not to look has just made you more interested, but I really don’t want to offend anyone so resist the temptation.

If you are unable to resist, this site may appear heavily anti-my school, that is not necessarily my opinion, I don’t doubt I have received a good education there, and I owe many of the teachers significant thanks. However a website devoted to thanking people wouldn’t be that amusing, in fact it would be bloody boring, so instead it exaggerates the negative as well as making a lot of stuff up.

No doubt if you are a senior member of my school you will be angered by this website, I could hide behind an Alias, but I’m not one to hide when it comes to expressing my feelings or humour. That and I haven’t been able to think up a decent alias yet. I have a right to freedom of speech, or in this case freedom to make a website. None of the material in the website should be Libellous, as I claim none of it to be true in any shape or form or a reflection on the personality of any person. I would like to point out I don’t have a problem with authority, I have problem with authoritarianism.

This website may be offensive to other people at times, as I don’t believe in taboos, I don’t mean any of it, I’m just trying to be funny (the key word there is probably trying).

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