Entry 6: Agent 10 and Todd
Before Agent 10 was initiated into the Agency, he approached the supposed lover of Aaron Swiick, Mr. Todd M. Stehle (see Entry 3 and Entry 5 for further details). Assuming the identity of Aaron Swiick, Agent 10 attempted to seduce Todd. Their steamy conversation is listed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
rodneymustfuck: I like pickles.
rodneymustfuck: Remember that time your sandwich got all wet and I told you it rained on it? Well, turns out I dropped it in the toilet. Haha. Poopy sandwich.
MrTodd: Ok!!!
rodney: Hi Todd.
rodney: I need a new set of drumsticks.
rodney: I ate my last ones.
Todd: I believe it!!
rodney: <3
rodney: Tell me you love me, OTpie.
Todd: Ya baby!!!
rodney: Todd, I'm thinking of telling my parents about my feelings for you.
Todd: Great..........................................
rodney: I'm sorry, baby.
rodney: You mean so much to me.
rodney: Whenever we're around each other, I imagine I'm counting the dimples on those sweet cheeks.
Todd: LOL
Todd: I keep telling you I'm straight.....
rodney: No you aren't.
rodney: You wouldn't have had an accident during Boys Don't Cry if you were
rodney: Those two boys kissing...yum..
rodney: Too bad one of them was actually a girl.
rodney: I had nightmares for weeks.
Todd: I'm sure you did...
rodney: Todd, I want you.
rodney: Come over to my place right now.
Todd: But I keep telling you, I don't want anyone right now!
rodney: Todd, we we must pro-create.
rodney: The world needs more mutants with balding heads.
Todd: Ummmmmm...NO!
rodney: Yes.
rodney: Todd, you are delicious.
rodney: I want to eat pineapple off your stomach.
rodney: With the skin!
Todd: Again, I say NO! You keep asking but the answer is always the same....
rodney: Let's have sex just once.
rodney: We'll pretend one of my fat rolls is a vagina.
Todd: LOL
Todd: Hey do you have my drum dial?
rodney: It's in my ass, big boy.
rodney: Come dig it out.
rodney: I have a shovel and proper lubrication.
Todd: It's probably lost forever then...
rodney: You're calling ME fat?!
Todd: Never!
rodney: You're the one with two kids trapped in you!
Todd: Anyways......I need it tomorrow. The drum dial that is...
rodney: Just come get it, I promise I won't bite...hard...
Todd: Damn...What fun is that...
rodney: I WANT TO SLURP YOUR COCK!!!!