Entry 3: A Gay Ol' Time
Agent Numbers 7 approaches Agent Number 10 while Number 10 is still a non-Agent. This interaction is one of the factors that led up to Swiick's suspension from the Agency on charges of homosexual behavior. Their conversation is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Aaron Swiick: what is up
rodneymustfuck: Where's Big Head Todd, Mr. Aaron.
rodneymustfuck: Fuckz if I even be knowin', fat bald ass mo'fucka.,
Aaron Swiick: todd's waiting in the bedroom
rodney: I'm not surprised.
Aaron: you shouldn't be
Aaron: you know jack, i always wished you had joined drumline
Aaron: oh what fun we'd have
rodney: Yeah, not one but ten drumsticks in my dialated rectum.
rodney: Doesn't that sound deeeelish?
Aaron: ohhh yes
Aaron: mmmm
Aaron: aaron swick's getting excited
Aaron: we should make some hardcore percussion porn
rodney: YEAH.
rodney: WITH A 9/4 pattern!
Aaron: sure
Aaron: Jack don't you like aaron swick anymore?
rodney: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?!
Aaron: because i've been watching you for quite some time
rodney: Oh.
rodney: Well don't I feel like a harlot.
Aaron: baby you can be my harlot
Aaron: aaron likes his boys to be whorish
Aaron: you can spank my fat booty all night long
Aaron: you can rub my bald head
Aaron: whichever one you prefer that is
rodney: BOTH!
rodney: SAME THIME!
Aaron: hahah jack you're wild
Aaron: ok jack this is getting weird
Aaron: hmmm
rodney: Yes Aaron, it is getting a tad ODD.
Aaron: You just don't like me cuz i'm fat
rodney: Yeah, you know that Carlina girl? She grabbed my dick like 40 times. That girl is horny. It's too bad you're ugly and obese, Mr. Aaron, or you might be able to break off a piece.
Aaron: how to respond, how to respond???
Aaron: all i can say is, dissapointment
rodney: You raised her better than that, didn't you?
rodney: I am just as shocked and outraged.
rodney: I <3 Carlina though.
Aaron: as do I
Aaron: she was in my line, you know
Aaron: todd and i used to stare at that tight ass all the time
rodney: Yeah but you're nasty as all fucking hell.
Aaron: that makes aaron cry
rodney: Man, that girl may have some cheeto issues, but I rest assure that booty is slammin'.
Aaron: ok
rodney: Yeah.
Aaron: well little aaron says it's time to go and visit todd
Aaron: lata