Entry 24: Basting Turkeys
A conversation between previous Agent 7 (see Entry 9: Monkies) and a turkey baster was anonymously submitted to the Agency. This conversation was admitted into the Files for its valuble humorous contents.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
rusher69: no
turkeybaster: why not
rusher69: i dont know who u are....so on
rusher69: no
turkeybaster: i'm a turkey baster, obviously
turkeybaster: if i properly introduced myself to you, would you baste my turkey?
rusher69: i dunno
turkeybaster: come on, just do it
turkeybaster: SOMEONE needs to!
rush: whats your name
rush: and how did you gat my sn?
turkey: will you at least pluck the turkey?
turkey: my name is mortimer
turkey: i have my ways
turkey: i don't know you though
rush: no wayy
turkey: however i'd LIKE to get to know you
rush: you dont need to
rush: how did you get my sn?
turkey: your brother
rush: no
turkey: yes
rush: whats his name then?
rush: how do you know him?
turkey: aaron
rush: oh man
rush: who are you
rush: whats my name?
rush: how do you know him?
turkey: i am the operator of bathingbeauties.com
rush: what?
turkey: how do YOU know him
turkey: well i am...
rush: you are who?...whats ur name?
turkey: MORT
turkey: I
turkey: MER
rush: what
rush: aaron is right here
rush: if you tell me your name...i may
turkey: ever notice that turkey baster that randomly ends up lodged in your anus?
turkey: MORTIMER IT'S FUCKING MORTIMER!!!!!!!!
rush: i am goin now
turkey: dammit
rush: buh by
turkey: NO
turkey: NO
turkey: NO
turkey: BASTE MY TURKEY DAMMIT!
rush: how do you knowmy bro?
turkey: i thought you were leaving
turkey: DON'T WARN ME
rush: y not?
turkey: ::casts spells of you drowning in gravy::
turkey: ::sticks turkey baster in voodoo doll::
turkey: ::burns all your white shirts and khaki pants::
rush: ur weird
turkey: HA HA HA you have nothing to wear!!!!!!
rush: r u kris?
turkey: MORTIMER
turkey: jesus
turkey: get it straight
rush: ur not jesus
turkey: preferably more straight than your sister
rush: ur really weird
rush: whose my sister?
turkey: a female person related to you, via your mom
turkey: duh
rush: whats her name?
turkey: you don't know it either??
turkey: tard
rush: well u obviously know?
turkey: yeah so do you!
rush: i know who she is
rush: well if you know tell me
turkey: good job, what an accomplishment
turkey: sorry gotta go
turkey: DU HAST
rush: no