Entry 9: Monkies
The Agent Number 7 before Aaron Swiick was expelled for inactivity. She recently approached Agent Number 9. Was this simply a friendly gesture, or did she have a more malicious plan in mind? Their conversation is filed below
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Mindiis of Moo: please do not anus rape me
rush69: ty
Mindiis of Moo: you must excuse me, what does ty mean
rush69: that was my bro
Mindiis of Moo: okay
Mindiis of Moo: so rusher
Mindiis of Moo: how ya been
rush: what you talkin about ?
rush: you know who this is right?
rush: but i am great
Mindiis: i bet you are
Mindiis: but what at has yet to be said
Mindiis: how's the bananas goin for ya
rush: oh they are wonderful
Mindiis: good to know
rush: mr wade opened one and kim bit the top off randomly in the middle of meap tests
rush: she said" wow that was yummy"
Mindiis: well hey it's kim she just randomly bites stuff like that
rush: yeah you know her
rush: who is tazwarrior02?
Mindiis: someone who cannot think of a very creative sn
rush: my bro says your sn is very hilarious
Mindiis: i heart my sn
rush: yeah me too
Mindiis: my old ones were "mothermooser" something and "kissmymoose" something
Mindiis: rusher
Mindiis: i'm a brusher
Mindiis: crusher
rush: i love yours not mine
Mindiis: brush brush brush
rush: your teeth?
rush: your hair?
Mindiis: your buttocks
rush: sorry...i wasnt thinking of that one
Mindiis: how unfortunate
rush: yeah i shamed you havent i
Mindiis: i thought you were great
Mindiis: *sniff*
rush: i have not learned from you yoda
Mindiis: i guess i was wrong about you
Mindiis: yoguuuuuurt
Mindiis: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mindiis: strawberries...
rush: the force is not with me
rush: and there is no yogurt in the fridge
Mindiis: ha ha ha!
Mindiis: dratsf
rush: i am truly sorrry
Mindiis: drats, that is
Mindiis: ozzy!
Mindiis: do not bite the birdys!
rush: i am so sorry
rush: cool!!!
rush: i wont i promise
Mindiis: okay
Mindiis: just as long as you promise
rush: birdys are to mice to bite their heads
rush: to nice*
rush: oops
Mindiis: actually, that first statement COULD be philosophical
Mindiis: it just doesn't make much sense...
rush: i see yoda...youteach me well
Mindiis: yodaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rush: he is so cool
rush: what would you do about monkies stealing personal property
Mindiis: i'd slap their bare bottoms and make them go "OO OO OOOOO!"
Mindiis: muwahahaha
rush: i see
rush: tell me more
rush: what if they enjoy it?
Mindiis: do it again i suppose
rush: they will only seek the pleasure...it wont be punishment
rush: they need to be spanked hard then
Mindiis: y don't u give them those little bananas u had
Mindiis: that might work
rush: yeah i shall try
rush: the bananas will run out very fast if there are millions
Mindiis: they'll just have to share now won't they?
rush: i guess so
Mindiis: drat those greedy monkeys
Mindiis: w/ their grubby little hands
rush: but thry may be greedy little monkies
rush: and some have blue butts
Mindiis: lol
Mindiis: or balls
Mindiis: orbs
Mindiis: muwahaha
rush: well it was great fun talkin to ya
Mindiis: sorry i can't say the same
rush: why?
rush: you hate me dont you?
Mindiis: yes i hate you
Mindiis: i despise you because you're fat
rush: why?
rush: what...i am not fat
rush: seriously you hate me
Mindiis: yes i do
Mindiis: how did you guess
rush: why....i do not understand'
Mindiis: fatty
Mindiis: get your flub away from my aura
rush: seriously?
Mindiis: seriously
rush: tell me the real truth.....why do you hate me?
Mindiis: you insist on throwing your baggy butt in my face
Mindiis: and i do not like it there
rush: you are rude...good bye
Mindiis: bye bye!
Mindiis: don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!