Intelligent Talk from Half-Way Intelligent People
Pearl14256 [5:34 PM]: ojku
Mindus of Moo [5:34 PM]: kabuki!
Pearl14256 [5:35 PM]: oki nan
Mindus of Moo [5:35 PM]: usagi
Pearl14256 [5:35 PM]: osako
Mindus of Moo [5:35 PM]: sianara
Mindus of Moo [5:35 PM]: (spelling?)
Pearl14256 [5:35 PM]: sayonara
Mindus of Moo [5:36 PM]: ok
Mindus of Moo [5:36 PM]: cowabunga!
Pearl14256 [5:36 PM]: odango
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: uh...
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: sumo
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: ninja
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: stuff
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: kanbanwa
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: uhh...
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: ichi
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: ^_^
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: lol
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: ni
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: san
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: shi
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: roku
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: fondo
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: shichi
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: hachi
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: ku
Pearl14256 [5:37 PM]: juu
Mindus of Moo [5:37 PM]: panda
Pearl14256 [5:38 PM]: nippon
Mindus of Moo [5:38 PM]: tampon
Pearl14256 [5:38 PM]: noh
Mindus of Moo [5:39 PM]: tora tora tora
Pearl14256 [5:39 PM]: keiko
Mindus of Moo [5:39 PM]: nissan, toyota, and honda
Pearl14256 [5:40 PM]: piss on, tay hota, and jane fonda
Mindus of Moo [5:41 PM]: use those 3 things in a sentance and i'll give you a cookie tomorrow Mindus of Moo [5:41 PM]: a FUNNY sentance
Mindus of Moo [5:41 PM]: that we can use in our sattire
Pearl14256 [5:42 PM]: i cant say piss
Pearl14256 [5:42 PM]: but i like cookies
Mindus of Moo [5:43 PM]: so write it in here yo
Mindus of Moo [5:43 PM]: that's what i meant
Pearl14256 [5:43 PM]: ok lemme think
Pearl14256 [5:44 PM]: tay hota pissed on jane fonda? hahaha
Pearl14256 [5:44 PM]: and she sued his sorry ass
Pearl14256 [5:44 PM]: for 11 million ba ha
Mindus of Moo [5:44 PM]: lol
Mindus of Moo [5:44 PM]: good fun
Mindus of Moo [5:44 PM]: what a pointless convo...
Mindus of Moo [6:59 PM]: yo yo
Mindus of Moo [6:59 PM]: wud up my nigga
Craig Smitherman [7:00 PM]: Nothing. My name is Craig Smitherman. I bet you could not guess such a thing.
Mindus of Moo [7:00 PM]: u bez one crazy cracka
Craig Smitherman [7:01 PM]: SMITHAMAN!
Mindus of Moo [7:01 PM]: what be yo problem, yo
Craig Smitherman [7:02 PM]: I ain't got no problem, yo. I just be trippin. Why you be trippin?
Mindus of Moo [7:02 PM]: i be trippin cause u be trippin, bitch
Mindus of Moo [7:02 PM]: but u best not be frontin
Craig Smitherman [7:03 PM]: I not be frontin in mah crib, cracka dip
Mindus of Moo [7:03 PM]: u call me cracka dip one mo' time and i'll bust a cap in yo ass
Craig Smitherman [7:04 PM]: Bring it on, cracka dip!
Mindus of Moo [7:04 PM]: NIG YOU GONNA DIE!!!
Mindus of Moo [7:05 PM]: MY HOMIES GONNA BUST YO WHITE FACE IN
Craig Smitherman [7:05 PM]: HURT ME!!!
Mindus of Moo [7:05 PM]: I WILL HOMO
Craig Smitherman [7:05 PM]: HURT ME NOW!!!
Mindus of Moo [7:05 PM]: oh nig u best watch the next time you cross over to da east side
Mindus of Moo [7:06 PM]: my arab gang be beatin yo ass
Craig Smitherman [7:06 PM]: You all talk and no action, biznitch cream pie.
Mindus of Moo [7:06 PM]: dis be online, foo
Mindus of Moo [7:06 PM]: american ON-LINE
Mindus of Moo [7:06 PM]: u want to take dis off da internet?
Mindus of Moo [7:07 PM]: u best not come around here no mo
Craig Smitherman [7:07 PM]: Let's hump.
Mindus of Moo [7:08 PM]: ok!
Craig Smitherman [7:08 PM]: Do my ear!
Mindus of Moo [7:09 PM]: i'll shove a vibrator so far into your ear that it'll cause seizures
Craig Smitherman [7:09 PM]: MMMMMM I am getting all hard thinking about it!
Mindus of Moo [7:10 PM]: good, the harder the better, then i can bite your dick off even sooner
Mindus of Moo [7:10 PM]: **chomp chomp**
Craig Smitherman [7:10 PM]: OH YEAH BITE IT OFF BABY!
Mindus of Moo [7:10 PM]: there isn't much to bite... Craig Smitherman [7:11 PM]: **embarressed face**
Mindus of Moo [7:11 PM]: put that string cheese away, you're making me sick!
Craig Smitherman [7:12 PM]: Just because yours is bigger doesn't mean you have to be mean about it.
Mindus of Moo [7:12 PM]: hey but it's hard not to brag about a 10 incher
Craig Smitherman [7:12 PM]: You said hard.
Mindus of Moo [7:13 PM]: i did say hard
Craig Smitherman [7:13 PM]: Mmmmmm hard.
Mindus of Moo [7:13 PM]: are you hard?
Craig Smitherman [7:14 PM]: I am always hard for you, baby.
Mindus of Moo [7:14 PM]: damn straight
Craig Smitherman [7:15 PM]: Ooooh yeah.
Craig Smitherman [7:15 PM]: Craig Smitherman is all about the Mindus.
Mindus of Moo [7:16 PM]: eat rotten fish out of my ass and tell me that you love me
Craig Smitherman [7:16 PM]: Ok!
Craig Smitherman [7:16 PM]: ::Eats rotten fish from your ass:: I love you!
Mindus of Moo [7:17 PM]: **kissing face**
Craig Smitherman [7:17 PM]: **face w/ sunglasses**
Mindus of Moo [7:18 PM]: sooooo just what is that rash from?
Craig Smitherman [7:18 PM]: Cabbage.
Mindus of Moo [7:18 PM]: aww food allergies?
Craig Smitherman [7:18 PM]: Cabbage allergies.
Mindus of Moo [7:19 PM]: i'm so sorry to hear that
Craig Smitherman [7:19 PM]: Kiss it and make it better.
Mindus of Moo [7:19 PM]: i'd love to feed you sauerkraut, but i guess not anymore
Mindus of Moo [7:19 PM]: bah i don't want to kiss your rash, i'm just using you for sex
Craig Smitherman [7:19 PM]: Kiss my rash and then use me for sex.
Mindus of Moo [7:20 PM]: how about i just ignore your protests, fondle your dick for a while, and then jump on it when it gets nice and hard?
Craig Smitherman [7:21 PM]: Alright.
Mindus of Moo [7:22 PM]: good
Mindus of Moo [7:22 PM]: i'm glad you're so complient
Craig Smitherman [7:22 PM]: You do know who this is, right?
Mindus of Moo [7:23 PM]: i'm guessing carly or drew Craig Smitherman [7:23 PM]: No.
Craig Smitherman [7:23 PM]: You silly goose.
Mindus of Moo [7:23 PM]: chris?
Craig Smitherman [7:23 PM]: This is Craig Smitherman. Duh!
Mindus of Moo [7:23 PM]: lol
Mindus of Moo [7:23 PM]: funny
Mindus of Moo [7:24 PM]: i'm trying to think of all the fucked up people i know and i keep going back to carly
Mindus of Moo [7:24 PM]: i wonder why..
Craig Smitherman [7:24 PM]: I told you. IT IS CRAIG SMITHERMAN.
Mindus of Moo [7:25 PM]: i'm trying to remember which fuck you were...
Mindus of Moo [7:25 PM]: the one in the alley or the one backstage of "sesame street live"
Craig Smitherman [7:25 PM]: Both.
Mindus of Moo [7:25 PM]: really??
Craig Smitherman [7:26 PM]: I am the master of disguise.
Mindus of Moo [7:26 PM]: you must be, because i remember the one in the alley having really gross teeth and the one backstage was special ed
Craig Smitherman [7:26 PM]: Right now I am dressed like Gary Coleman.
Mindus of Moo [7:26 PM]: i bet no one can tell the difference between you and the real gary coleman
Mindus of Moo [7:27 PM]: mmm role play makes me horny
Craig Smitherman [7:27 PM]: Yup.
Craig Smitherman [7:27 PM]: Yesterday I dressed like Adam Sandler.
Craig Smitherman [7:27 PM]: You be a fire hydrant and I will be a dog.
Craig Smitherman [7:27 PM]: ::Pisses on the fire hydrant::
Craig Smitherman [7:27 PM]: Mmmm watersports.
Mindus of Moo [7:28 PM]: **pipes break, shooting dog with high-pressure water, and the mutt goes flying**
Mindus of Moo [7:28 PM]: yes
Mindus of Moo [7:28 PM]: watersports
Craig Smitherman [7:28 PM]: Kinky.
Mindus of Moo [7:28 PM]: **winking face** aren't i always
Craig Smitherman [7:29 PM]: Okay I will now reveal my true identity.
Craig Smitherman [7:29 PM]: I am....
Craig Smitherman [7:29 PM]: Todd.
Mindus of Moo [7:29 PM]: oh, well in that case, you WERE the special ed guy at sesame street live
Craig Smitherman [7:29 PM]: Let's fuck.
Mindus of Moo [7:29 PM]: yes, let's
Craig Smitherman [7:29 PM]: You whore. Everyone is supposed to hate me.
Mindus of Moo [7:30 PM]: hey man you're easy, i can't complain
Mindus of Moo [7:30 PM]: i want to see how many STDs I can pass on to your desperate ass
Craig Smitherman [7:30 PM]: You are easier, obviously...
Mindus of Moo [7:30 PM]: eh i don't mind
Mindus of Moo [7:30 PM]: it gives me something to do when i'm bored
Craig Smitherman [7:30 PM]: But I am not really Todd.
Craig Smitherman [7:30 PM]: I am really....
Mindus of Moo [7:30 PM]: that's obvious, todd makes no witty remarks
Craig Smitherman [7:31 PM]: God.
Mindus of Moo [7:31 PM]: HEROSY!!
Craig Smitherman [7:31 PM]: It rhymes with Todd, that is why I got confused.
Mindus of Moo [7:31 PM]: wow, you were at opposite ends of the spectrum
Craig Smitherman [7:31 PM]: So let's fuck.
Mindus of Moo [7:31 PM]: God doesn't say bad words
Craig Smitherman [7:32 PM]: God is doin it (Yo whose doin it?); God is doin' a NU THANG.
Mindus of Moo [7:33 PM]: satan, depart!!
Mindus of Moo [7:33 PM]: the power of Christ compels you!
Mindus of Moo [7:33 PM]: away from me, evil being! Craig Smitherman [7:33 PM]: DC Talk is not Satan. Mindus of Moo [7:33 PM]: true..
Craig Smitherman [7:33 PM]: That was a DC Talk lyric. I use it to back myself up when I want to get it on.
Mindus of Moo [7:34 PM]: DC Talk are also humans, and humans are by nature sinful and unclean.
Mindus of Moo [7:34 PM]: booya
Craig Smitherman [7:35 PM]: Ok. Get down on your knees and I will show you unclean.
Mindus of Moo [7:36 PM]: you're so rough with me
Mindus of Moo [7:36 PM]: I LOVE IT
Craig Smitherman [7:36 PM]: This is Drew, by the way.
Mindus of Moo [7:37 PM]: that's what i figured
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