"You only live once, but if you live like me, once is enough."
- Frank Sinatra

"The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw

"I hate nonconformists who conform to nonconformity."
- Ryan Pymm

"There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face."
- Rage Against the Machine

"Your not paranoid if the whole world really is out to get you"
- Daniel J Bryant

"The pen is only mighter than the sword at a range greater than five feet."
- Principia Discordia