The Pearly Gates





Marcus, a Ford enthusiast, was sitting high in a cloud watching the entrance to the
Pearly Gates. He noticed Peter as he opened the gates and pulled out a
checkered flag. Then he heard a rumble in the distance and it began to get
louder. Peter started waving the flag in the air, and a black car came
speeding through the gates. Marcus said out loud,
"There goes Earnhardt again, thinking he's God."

A few minutes later, the black car rolled back to the Gates and
Marcus saw Earnhardt get out on the passenger's side.
Then to his amazement, Earnhardt yelled up to him,
"No, God thinks he's me!"












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