NEWS ARCHIVES
"What's garbage today, is vintage tomorrow."

- Maxwell and K report 27 kills against "Conan" and "John Boy" in late-breaking deathmatch. Opponents alleged to have been "sore losers" and "lacking in intellect" by victors.

- K advises duo placed first with 25127 score in multiplayer attrition. Other teammates also placing first included SUPER_DAVE and Mule Skinner

- Blatant prairiedogging reported to have taken place 2/7/03 in unspecified attrition match.

- K scores 5/1 kill ratio against Daishi and Grizzly during lunar team attrition map. Opposition said to have been "shocked and dismayed."

 (If I was defeated five consecutive times by a Thor, I'd be embarrassed too. - Ed.)