| (1/29) Team Cozza cuts Tetsuo, signs Krang and Williams |
| SHOREWOOD, Ill. (AP)__ In a laudable restructuring effort, Coach Cozza restructured Team Cozza. He dropped his main source of evil, Tetsuo, and replaced him with another, greater source of evil, Krang. Krang, hailing from Dimension X, made sure that maintenance costs for his Android Body were covered in his contract, but league officials are still debating if giant gay-looking robots are allowed to participate. Coach Cozza had a few things to say about his decisions. "Man, Tetsuo was soooo pissed. He tried to consume me in this gooey jello like ball thing, but I got out of the lockeroom in time. When I signed Krang, I put in an assassination clause that states he has to kill Tetsuo before he gets and PT. So hopefully he will take care of that this week, cause I can't wait to have him on the team." Another player was also added to meet the 7 person roster limit. Coach Cozza managed to recruit Pharell Williams of the Neptunes to produce the team's warm up music. "Picking up Pharell was more of a popularity move," said Cozza. "I mean I'm sure he's good at sports, but there will be so many fine women hanging around now. That will be nice." Team Cozza's players seemed to be excited with the new additions, especially Pharell. "Pharell is really cool," said Jesus. Click here to check out Team Cozza. |
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| New additions to Team Cozza: Krang w/ Android Body (left) and Pharell Williams of the Neptunes and N*E*R*D (right). |