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| (1/8)Sedrowski is Daily 1835 Pick For Sexiest Coach Alive |
| FIRST PLACE: Adam Sedrowski So sexy that he won the award despite not being at Northwestern for much of the 2002 calendar year. "It's an honor for me to be considered the sexiest man alive by a panel that consists solely of males," Sedrowski said. "My mother would be proud." |
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| SECOND PLACE: David Sterrett Originally not a candidate until he came back from the off-season with a fresh look. The new-look Dave Sterrett features a much more ruggedly handsome face and demeanor that can be seen in his columns in the Daily Northwestern. "I did it all for the nookie," Strerrett said. |
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| THIRD PLACE: The Characters of Nintendo's Animal Crossing They may not have been the sexiest beasts this past year, but they were the most addictive. We will forever remember migratory locusts. |
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| (1/10) Drews Takes Most Ambiguously Homosexual Coach (or group of coaches) Honors |
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| FIRST PLACE: Charles Drews The gay vampire with the girl says it all. Drews (gay man, left) blew away the competition last season for Gayest Man honors but has recently been seen with a girl (right, with rabbit ears). "My sexuality has been questioned time and time again," Drews said in a very confusing statement. "It's good that some people out there aren't sure that I am gay. But my loving bunny rabbit knows that I'm gay and that's all that matters." Uh....what? |
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| SECOND PLACE: Andrew Garland and William Ethridge They argue, they fight, they trade insult after insult. Ethridge smokes, while Garland defends mankind. |
| THIRD PLACE: The Original "More Hetero" Trio - Eugene Tsai, Matthew Cozza, Sam Hong Shown here before the 2002 Coach's Getting Dressed Up and Dancing Party, these three men did everything from measuring |
| Yet at the end of the day, still no one knows their "real" relation-ship. "I like girls," Garland says. "But I also like Will." |
| each other's biceps to making fun of each other's weight. Yet all three were involved with females at one point or another. And thus, we all scratch our heads and wonder 'why?' |
| (1/20) Sedrowski Captures 'Most All-around Coach That Has at One Point in the Past Year Attended the University of Michigan |
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| EVANSTON, Ill. (AP)_ The decision wasn't even close. In a landslide victory, coach Adam Sedrowski took his second award of the year by |
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| Sedrowski ran away with his second award of the 2002 year. He couldn't be happier. COURTESY MATT COZZA |
| being voted the Most All-around Coach That Has at One Point in the Past Year Attended the University of Michigan. "I was so surprised when I found out that I won," an elatedSedrowski said. "I mean, who would have guessed that I could win this thing?" In a rather bizarre turn of events, longtime Sanrio character Chococat ruined the Sedrowski victory party by being named second place. "Chococat isn't even from Michigan," an angry Sedrowski supporter complained. "I feel so used." |
| Chococat, runner-up to Sedrowski |