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| Hello! Da Faulkiner is a lover of phantastic fables, tall stories and outrageous lies. He loves to spend his spare time making people up in his head and acting out little scenes with them whilst he's alone. He has been known to spend hours locked away from everyone acting out these imaginary situations. It is your priviledge to be able to read some of Da Faulkiners favourite tales that he made up. There are some fantastic stories for everyone to enjoy. Da Faulkiner believes in Democracy, and he is more than willing to read and then post some of your stories. So if you have written a short story you can send it to Da Faulkiner at the link below and he'll make sure that the best ones are avaliable for everyone to view. Isn't he a lovely bloke! |
| Da Faulkiner enjoying your story! |
| Pain of love Gordon Applejack had a gross deformity on the end of his nose that often proved a disadvantage in the courtship of lovely ladies. He often thought about the possibility of plasic surgery, but his measly wages from his current job as a pig squeeler would never cover the astronomical prices the doctors charged these days. So instead he wrote sad music on his organ. One day gordon awoke to discover that his deformity had developed into a second head upon his nose, and this the summised had both good and bad points. As the famous phrase goes, 'two heads are better than one' and this pleased him. Unfortunatly he was now a horrible freak, and if he was to be frank, he didn't get on too well with Wilbert as his views on certain matters didn't tally with Gordons own. Wilbert kept insisting that Gordon kill important members of British high society such as Phillip 'pip' Schofield, Barry Fry and Geoff Capes. Gordon didn't want to, and so he went back to bed. Assasination was not top of his priorities. |
| Note: The names and situations of the characters involved in all the stories are purely fictional, created in the mind of Da Faulkiner. Any similarities to actual people, alive or dead, are just a blooming fluke, and those people should seek help immediately |
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| Read about mad Kev and his talking Bush! |
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| Find out what Terry intends to do with his dog! |
| Its just so simple to get your very own story posted on the website. Simply send it to Da Faulkiner and he will publish them all! Click here to see all the rules, and there will be a very special prize for the best one. The competition deadline is the 2nd April but don't worry too much about that. |
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