2. The people in the hallway making out like they were the last people alive.
3. You come to my school.
4. Your teacher is a cross dresser who teaches sex ed. (Do you know how awkward that is?)
5. You have a twin who keeps stealing your girlfriend/boyfriend.
6. You have a twin who says he's/she's you and says nasty stuff about you.
7. You're the only girl in an all boy health class.
8. Your angry friend owns a gun.
9. You go to Boston Public.
10. The girl you like leads you on and feels you up, then your wallet's missing. Then you do it again.
11. The wierd blonde kid in class watches everything you do. *Turns around*
12. You're 100% white. You act 100% black. You end up 100% Black and blue
13. You don't have computers like I do. *Grin*
14. You're in 10th grade, and you still play with coloring books.
15. The bullies are bigger than you.
16. The nerds are bigger than you.
17. The nerds beat you up.
18. You have my English teacher. (Who we've loveingly named Osama Bin Laden. I'll tell you why if you ask.)
19. You get "Kick me" signs on your back so often, by now you just spraypaint the damn thing on.
20. Your substitute teacher rants about God for 3 hours, then holds you in for lunch telling you how rice is Satan, and you will die from consuming it.
21. You and your best friend have so much spare time during recess, you try to fuse. (DBZ) ((You know, me and my friend Shane tried to do this. #22-24 don't apply to us.))
22. You succeed.
23. You then get back at all those nerds for beating you up.
24. They still beat you up.
25. You play Yu-gi-oh! all day. (I only play during recess so nya.)
26. You spend all class day putting this list together.
27. You work at the cafeteria.
28. You like it.
29. You scream obscene things in class, and no one gives a shit.
30. You have Turrets syndrome. (Or however you spell it.)
31. The teacher throws your work away because she hates you.
32. Your English teacher is Chinese.
33. She can't speak English very well.
34. Someone in your english class reads the definition of "sodomy" to the class, and the teacher then gives it as a vocab word. (Don't know what it means? Don't ask your parents.)
35. You pay $20 for the "Winter Ball" dance.
36. You don't even go with anybody.
37. Someone asks you to dance, and you refuse, and the person is cute. WHAT'S YOUR FRIGGIN PROBLEM?!!!!
38. You whine and complain that no one likes you, but you're the most popular person in school.
39. You make a website in school.
40. You have sayings. (ex: "Pity sex is bettert han no sex at all!)
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41. You sing in the shower... in the school gym.
42. You actually memorized the school alma mater.
43. Everyone in school knows your name even though you're not popular. You're just a freak.
44. You ask for hugs on a daily basis to the same people, and cry yourself to sleep when you get none.
45. The only email you get is the stuff you email yourself.
46. You enjoy that Axe body deoderant commercial with the guy who sprays it on himself in the elevator, then gets off, and the nerdy guy gets on, and this girl gets in with him, and then the doors open again, and their clothes are messed up, and she gets off, then a 70 year old lady gets on... *Stabs self*
47. You spend all your time at the mall... just... standing there. Next to Ronald McDonald.
48. Speaking of that, in our mall, there's a Ronald outside of the McDonalds, and every day, that plastic decoration on the bench is subjected to licking and other things which would make you reconsider even sitting in sight of it...
49. Just like that poor guy at the talent show last year, you sing Britney Spear's "Oops I did it again" for the talent show.
50. You sing it well, and you're a guy.
51. You're racist. (I hate you people.)
52. You hate yourself. If you hate yourself, quit it. Nothing good comes out of it. You'll have less friends. Think you have no friends? Think harder. What about those people you laugh with? Don't trust them? What if they trust you? What if someone likes you?... What if someone loves you?
53. You try to be dramatic like the above.
54. You think you're pretty, you think everyone thinks you're pretty, you think everyone you first meet is either in love with you, or jealous of you.
55. For an entire class period, you put your finger on a globe and spin it around saying you're going to move wherever it lands.