More ways you suck
56. You have a 4.0 GPA or higher. (Note: All smart people must leave immediately. This page is for stupid people only. Your IQ has dropped just reading anything from this site.)

57. You act hip when you so totally aren't. *Ghetto pose*

58. You read... because you like it... You freak. :p

59. You somehow found this page from Yahoo! directories, because that means you have way to much free time. I could barely find it, and I put it there.

60. You smoke. Yeah. Your life is RUINED! j/k :)

61. Maybe you don't smoke. Maybe you just broke. That sucks.

62. When someone's spazzing, you wave your hand in front of them. You know how annoying that is?

63. You get to class first so you can put all the chairs down, maybe for a little extra credit.

64. You know how to convert wmv. music files to wav. or midi. (Speaking of which, if you do, could you help me out? Thanks. : P Cause if I can do this, I can get music on my site for all to listen. Also, I don't have an audio converter... I think... I have no idea.)

65. Like about half the kids in my school, you.... do... um... well, you know. In the middle of the hallways.

66. You try to beat a kid up for his lunch money, he beats you up and takes yours.

67. You fall asleep daydreaming in the library, you wake up in the trashcan. (Probably because someone stuffed you in...)

68. You're one of those people that brings in a dead animal from the road for show and tell, or just to throw at people.

69. You bring in some old guy (Like Crazy Drunk Guy, see pictures.) to walk around school and occasionally scream profanity at random people.

70. Some 16 year old kid gives you a buck to come to his school and scream at people and you take him up on the offer, knowing full well a buck won't get you out of jail.

71. But you find your life in advertising, because just one buck will get you a fantastic burger at your local McDonalds! *Pose*

72. You've failed 9th grade 37 times.

73. You fail P.E. (How is this class so hard?!)

74. You live your life by what angry rappers tell you to.

75. The voices in your head don't say kill, they say love everyone's leg...

76. Even though you're far out of ideas, you're still making this stupid list.

77. It's so early in the morning, that when you brush your teeth and comb your hair, you comb your teeth and brush your hair with a toothbrush.

78. Or, you comb your beard and shave your head.

79. Your buddy James has bigger breasts than your girlfriend.

80. I'm tired of this stupid list. Go away. Get a life, you inter-freak.




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